second try now that LJ has been reanimated: For your Crazy Happy Monday time today i bring you: Bowling for Halloween CATS!! note that this time waster has sound. but it is tres funny.
as we get closer to my favorite holiday, i feel the need to share a bit of insanity with the flist. 10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween, But Aren't... 1. So...What'd you get in the sack? 2. Once...TWO hands!! 9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you. 10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn't get my mouth around it! ---- don't worry, they will get more tasteless as time goes on! :
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything...see what your friends come up with. Because even if I do only have three friends listed in my little list thingy, this is fuuuun :) Do I have to say that I stole this from lala and miko?
So yesterday i did not give my lovely flist their Happy Monday! For shame on me. Can we blame it on the holiday? Basically i was sitting here all day thinking that my job really rather sucks. I have...proven massively wrong: THAT job sucks. So remember, my flist, when your job really starts to get you down... at least you don't need to wear a breathing mask while inseminating an elephant
I'm tired. For a couple years, I've been blaming it on iron poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies. But now I found out it ain't that. I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population...tired, I'm the only one working. ~~~~~~~~ tee hee. ION: i am far less homocidal today. and we're going to a few dog rescues this weekend to see if there's a dog who picks us. *crosses crossables
Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give... one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top
This amuses me. So many uses! Quick question, has anyone else on the flist fallen into Primeval on BBC America? There is much awesomeness to be found... and much hottness too. i am a perv, but i...flip over to another channel. Was sucked into Plottyness and Snark! that's right, i said AND! i have been missing Plottyness AND Snark since SG-1 went off the air. And now i has it! *huggles new show
Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not an option. I WILL win. ______________________________________________... and the dishes, and I'll do the rest...... Like wandering around in the garden with a beer wondering what to do. This has been a public service message for women to better understand me
