Sorry mods if this doesn't belong to the group. Just thought it was freaking hilarious. Laugh your assess off.

I wish I could just, dial coffee or go to coffee.com and then *dingdong* there's coffee here, ready to go. I have just written the first draft of an email to Paul. Who I've not spoken to in a number...need coffee. I just need to get busy. And I need to find my glasses. And I need go do more packing. And I need to take mah Henries out. And you know. Fix shit. And: "Who Put this Dick on my back!?"

From Random October 2008 Favorites And. This guy has been making VW sized webs in the yard for the last month or so. I can hear him breathing. ..From inside the house. (Please help me sometimes he laughs.)

Yesterday was a damn fine day I... Learned that my cousin is coming to visit from Colorado. He’s my only cuz on my dad’s side and definitely my closest relative. I haven’t seen him since I was last...Just once, you know, what would it be like? Nobody needs to know, you go away for the weekend. Just once, to have the blue salty bulb lolling on your tongue ... if I don't say it, nobody else will."

She tells it like it is. =D Wanda Sykes and the Bailout Quote: "Rich people have it good in this country."

XD XD XD XD funny shit! http://www.blingit.us/blog/2008/02/27/pictures-taken-just-at-the-right-time/      

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA FUNNY SHIT. Don't be cofused!

If this doesn't make you laugh, or you don't understand the message behind it, let me know...so I can delete you from my friends list!