*snort*

the IE CSS float bug sucks so much. I hate it. And it doesn't make any sense or follow any logical pattern like good computer things are supposed to - such as suddenly deciding to shift the main column...evil from Satan for $2.7 billion after many months of tough negotiations. Microsoft already controls 15% of the evil market, and with this purchase that number nears 100%. well that explains Vista

From IMDb: http://www.imdb.com/board/bd0000108/flat/144194361 Creep v2-0: Chase your dream. Don't let anything or anyone stop you. TheDarkRighteousFist: What if you trip? Creep v2-0: You get... But then your dream is that much farther away . . . Creep v2-0: So you chase it faster and harder. TheDarkRighteousFist: I have asthma. Creep v2-0: :| Now you're just being silly

Found this on siremaik 's LJ, who found it elsewhere: Meanwhile, just got another 'YOU WON TEH LOTTERY' e-mail from yet another spammer with dodgy English. (though nothing beats the one-liner... The 'etc' was so totally awesome. This latest e-mail from fake!Microsoft includes the wonderful line "If you ignore this, you will regret it later." Though this always reminds me of this strip:

Originally published at BunkBlog . You can comment here or there . You may recall the decorated sheep that are now placed around San Angelo – the husky was scared of one a while back, and The Boy... I remember some folks in high school swiped the Bob’s Big Boy statue from down the road – would have sucked to get hit with a felony charge. Remember, don’t rustle sheep – Jonny Law will get ya.

ATTENTION: EXTREMELY URGENT NEWS REGARDING ts_looney ! Hello all, This is Officer Sanders with a very VERY important update regarding the ts_looney Child Porn situation. This message... If you have any additional information, please write to the precinct # 32 immediately. Thanks again to melody_dossiter for this important update. God Bless, Officer Sanders, Precinct 32

ATTENTION: EXTREMELY URGENT NEWS REGARDING ts_looney ! Hello all, This is Officer Sanders with a very VERY important update regarding the ts_looney Child Porn situation. This message... If you have any additional information, please write to the precinct # 32 immediately. Thanks again to melody_dossiter for this important update. God Bless, Officer Sanders, Precinct 32

SPARHUSEN! http://www.myspace.com/sparhusen ^ a fake Swedish band, soon to be subject of a mockumentary in which Keanu cameos with a blond wig - THEY ALL WEAR BLOND WIGS - as their producer, Vorste...finally force Beirget, Olf, and Gert to tell their story? Until then we will simply listen to the music and wait. " * ...fish are naturally funny. And all the more meaningful because of this

Awwwwwww : http://syndicated.livejournal.com/xkcd_rss/152751.html woodpecker~

Originally published at BunkBlog . You can comment here or there . As I’m sure Stewart himself will find apalling, there’s a Time online poll (no scientific accuracy to speak of, self-selected...as a country.” Yet, academic studies have found that the Daily Show, although calling themselves a fake news show, has just as much or more substantive news coverage as the networks. How sad is that?