The other day, I got on a bus in the southwest part of town. Most people commute with their own cars on that side of town, and many bus stops are empty outside of rush hour. I expected some hast in...leaving the scene of a busted hive, still being chased by its tenants. Finally, as we approached a Kangaroo gas station, she announced an unscheduled pit stop that just couldn't wait any longer.

I recently attended a panel discussion where prominent business academics discussed the financial panic and then yet-to-be passed bailout plan. They held it in room 130 of Bryan Hall, where most undergraduate...seeing events play out on television, however, I can imagine little reprieve to see the very same discussion mediated again, this time over high-quality flat panels their tuitions had paid for.

A spoonerism is an error in speech or deliberate play on words in which corresponding consonants, vowels, or morphemes are switched. e.g. popcorn--->cop porn (Claire's, not mine) Despite this phonic play, both are fluffy white snacks.

Myron and Agnus, though dating, favored opposite sides of last night's VP debate. True story.