.:. 84 pics behind the cut .:. Previous installments Neighbourhood shot. Yes, I did some remodeling. House pics later. We begin this update with Mertiya on the floor. Mertiya: HEY YOU... Samus: Oh hay, since when did we have a pool in the back? Zelda: MEN SUCK Samus: Yes, they do. Zelda: LET'S MAKE OUT. Samus: 'K. Zelda and Samus: *MAKE OUT* God, this family is so fucked up

.:. 31 pictures behind the cut .:. .x. Slash .x. Well, that's great. After the wedding you both wanted, you just sit on the bed and relax-- Oh, and now you decide to be all romantic... He's snuggling Lukas. DAMN BABIES LOOKING THE SAME. Either way, he's holding one of his kids, and he looks so fucking cute I could barf. Roy: I HAD BABIES :D Link: HEY! YOU'RE NOT ZELDA! ...*facepalm

.:. 43 Pictures under the cut .:. .x. SLASH .x. We begin this update with Link popping the question to Zelda. In his underwear. Clearly this was spur-of-the-moment. Link: Zelda... I love you... You are so lucky you're my Melee OTP or I'd hate you forever. Roy: ILU~ ♥ Marth: ILU2~ ♥♥ And this is where I shall leave you. WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT? Maybe babies. Or another marriage. IDK

What Happened Thus Far: Manna married Kors and had lots of children: Rein, Estelle Ryan, and Wallace Oscar, plus Maruta and Jayden from two previous relationships and her niece/adopted daughter... ...why do you people give birth in a bathroom. whhhy. Ace: Hey! You don't have a weiner! Me: That would make her a girl. Ace: ...I'll call her Jessica. Jailbait's everything. Argh.

[WARNINGS] - slash - language - big pics Me: Well what do we have here, Ceiling Wallace? CW: Looks like slash. Me: Hawt. Gimme more pictures and then I'll plaster them all over the internet...is going on here. HEY WAIT, THAT'S MARTH AND ROY'S BED. Marth: Roy... *bends down on one knee* Marth: Marry me? Roy: *dumbfounded* Roy: Ooh, shiny! And that's all she wrote

Last time: - Rutger moved in - Rutger and Essie got engaged - Rein got deflowered by Jailbait - Jailbait got into trouble with Rein - Maruta had an abortion What will happen now? I have no idea. Except...TELL ME IT'S JUST FOOD POISONING. Maman: DON'T THINK SO. DEAR GOD. That time already! Adrienne... ...and Oguma. In case you're missing something...

Last time: - Essie and Rutger shared their first kiss - So did Maruta and Jailbait (aka Jim) - Essie lost her virginity to Rutger on Maman and Daddy Kors's bed - So did Maruta and Jailbait in the hot..."have three loves at once" want. GO AFTER ESSIE AND I WILL HURT YOU. GO AFTER MAMAN AND I WILL HURT YOU MORE. go after wallace when he's older or something idk. This is better than Days of Our Lives.

Last time, Wallace was born, Jayden got married, and Maria left the House of Crazy (or the L'asile [The Asylum] as I've taken to calling it). And you'll see why I'm starting to call this generation...SPARKLES. Maru: no really i'll rip your balls off and have Daddy Kors blow your head off. Jailbait: I have a different head you can blow... This dude is creepy. BUT THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING

Mister Kors Chang and Missus Manna Lynn Thurman-Chang request the honour of your presence at the wedding of their daughter, Miss Jayden Thurman-Chang to Mister Hikaru Midorikawa. The wedding will take...place in their lovely backyard, with a reception shortly thereafter. Gifts are not necessary, but they are nice. Please dress in your most formal clothes. Please arrive on time, or you will miss it

More pics, because this family is sexy. Jaimie: ZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZ Mark: *at work* Shawn: *playing with Owen* Hey, why are you playing in your parents' room? Shawn: I have no clue. Owen...her lap. BUTT GROPE. Just after the woohoo. Shawn: YAY YOU'RE ONE STEP CLOSER TO USING A TOILET! He's such a proud big brother. idk why they do everything in bathrooms, but they do