Le Gasp! I CAN POST IN RICH TEXT AGAIN! Now aren't I glad I didn't succumb to the Firefox 3/Chrome/Opera/whatever shit. Do you guys remember that episode of The Mighty Boosh (if you watch it) where Howard...win at this. In my defense, she's already halfway there, so uhm...yeah. I feel like I just tainted my journal with a picture of her. *sobs and stares at polar bear picture to calm self down*

I totally missed talk like a pirate day (as a post) on eljay. Sad. I bought Death Magnetic for real yesterday. Do not judge me. It was 20 bucks at Borders. Plus, I have generous friends when it comes...decided to watch The Love Guru and Smart People too....along with a few other movies over the past few weeks. Hmmm... I should stop now (before I start talking about movies). So long, ya scurvy dogs!

I finally saw the VMAs today. I suppose that was another two hours of my life I'd never get back... 1. First of all, I don't see why everybody seems to have a problem at all with Russell Brand. Sure...of rhubarb".   Maybe I'm being biased here, and unashamedly enjoy Russell Brand's work despite his atrocious lifestyle, but hey, isn't MTV supposed to be all edgy and cool? Eh, people are morons.

Right, so I finished an essay yesterday morning. It was stupidly written, but it's done. Then a friend pointed out to me that both of us (we were both finishing our undergrad degrees this year if we pass...Kate and Ashley rape each other all the time, so perhaps it's about a 2.5, but I'd be a bit mentally scarred just by pure rape, because I'm pathetic so 38764713647367413964.666.2.2.2.21+infinity.

Oh man, when was the last time I posted twice in a day and why am I doing this? (and it's about twelve hours apart from the last entry too...amazing). I'm home between classes. Which is rare. Yes, even...desires, call it the idiot schoolgirl/minor, call it a dance-club tune for drunks, call it BIG MOOLAH, call it whatever you want. I, for one, would call it bad music. Hey look, a decent song is on

You are allowed to place three items from your lifetime into a box that will be opened in fifty years. What do you put in, and why? Submitted by jesusbandaids View other answers...do together? 20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Y'know what? Nothing ever entirely captures the frustration of the marshmallows-stuck-at-the-bottom-of-a-takeaway coffee-cup

Did the Garfield and Bob Geldof get it wrong somehow? Man, I hate Tuesdays. Tuesday is always that one day in the week where I have to get up before noon, and from now on, before eight! Joy. It's painful...(they did to Auckland and Wellington) which means better seats, which would make me angry. And Stevie Wonder is coming in October! WANTS. MUST. HAVE. EMPLOYMENT. (or be sad, angry and self-employed)

I'm putting a three-paragraph rant on how much I'm annoyed at stuff, so it's behind the cut to save your f-lists. I am by no means a fashion expert or anything, nor do I claim to know what generally...really got George Bush here, and we haven't got our own Jon Stewart), here, have a recent picture of the mayor of where I live. Yes, that pink thingy is a sex toy. Btw, I SO didn't vote for him

because it's Thursday and I'm not ready to break this cycle yet. "So, if we were to draw a graph of my process (note: LOL GRAPH!), my method, it would be like this: Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, *action*... If you haven't seen this skit, well you're TOTALLY missing out. Here, I'll even link it because it's THAT fantastic. Y'know what's gay? It costs $2.10 for a bus ride now. DAMN YOU PETROL PRICES

I woke up at 3pm today. Only because my mother realized that I was still asleep and decided to wake me up. So, lord knows what would have happened if that didn't happen. But really, I didn't see the point...honestly, Angels in America is pretty dull, if you want mad racial commentary, go watch Little Britain . And I just can't be bothered with the other shows, they don't even sound let alone look good.