Just popping in and popping out. Don't mind me -- I'm already gone again. Headlining 1/1 By tsukinofaerii Beta: lyakahime Rating: SNUG Generic/Humor Warnings: Male/Male Spoilers: No...and I." Something whimpered from Sirius' unmoving lips. "What?" Remus croaked, like a mummy clearing its throat after a thousand years. "Manlove." Tortured anguish washed over Sirius' face. "Guh.

Monsters 1/1 By tsukinofaerii Rating: SNUG Generic/Humor Warnings: None Spoilers: No Spoilers Series: Harry Potter Pairings: None Summary: Can't sleep. Bridesmaids will eat me. Complete drabble...fed were dangerous. She couldn't take them both, right? "They'll get me!" "They're girls." He stared at her reproachfully. She sighed. "I'll get Malfoy. Where is he?" "Three tableclothes down.

Final Victory 1/1 Title Part/Of Part(s) By tsukinofaerii Rating: SNUG Alternate Timeline/Humor Warnings: Violence Spoilers: No Spoilers Series: Harry Potter Pairings: None Summary: Harry Potter...for making a mess of the Great Hall." He held up a mop and bucket (from who-knows-where). "You may start scrubbing, Mr. Potter." The moral of the story: someone like Snape can never just let you win

Heiring Disorder 1/1 By tsukinofaerii Rating: SNUG Generic/Humor Warnings: Profane Spoilers: No spoilers Series: Harry Potter Pairings: None Summary: Harry Potter loses it and finds an Heir...Love." He dragged the word out like stretching taffy. "... You want me to hug He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named? Are you out of your bloody mind?" "Probably. Yes." Potter nodded. "That explains it then.

Signatures on Paper 1/1 By tsukinofaerii Rating: RATING Generic/Humor Warnings: male/male Spoilers: No spoilers Series: Harry Potter Pairings: Harry/Draco Summary: Ginny catches Luna daydreaming... That must be so hard!" For several seconds, Ginny kept her silence, but before long a laugh burbled out of her. Luna brightened, as though Ginny had complimented her. "Yeah, Luna. Must be hard.

Robyn's Song 01: Heavily Broken By tsukinofaerii Rating: SNAP Alternate Timeline/Generic Warnings: male/male, male/female, disturbing, death, violence, profane, sexual, crack Spoilers: Movie...him, whispering in his ear of the peace of the sea, of sleep and the grave. Before Will could fight it, he'd fallen back asleep, the Pearl and the waves singing their lullaby. To be continued...

Robyn's Song 00: Everything Burns By tsukinofaerii Rating: SNAP Alternate Timeline/Generic Warnings: male/male, male/female, disturbing, death, violence, profane, sexual, crack Spoilers: Movie...needs me." The Captain nodded, arm slung over the young man's shoulders. "Aye, lad," he agreed quietly, drawing his former first mate away, "but the babe needs ye more." ( On to Part 01... )

Robyn's Song - WIP By tsukinofaerii Rating: SNAP Alternate Timeline/Generic Warnings: male/male, male/female, disturbing, death, violence, profane, sexual, crack Spoilers: Movie One canon... Pirates of the Caribbean was created and is owned by Disney. It is used with respect and admiration for the work. ( Part 00: Everything Burns ) ( Part 01: Heavily Broken ) TO BE CONTINUED...

The Cracking of Molly Weasley 1/1 By tsukinofaerii Rating: SNIP Generic/Humor Warnings: Male/Male Spoilers: Order of the Phoenix Series: Harry Potter Pairings: Fred/George Summary: Fred and... Oh I'm so sorry. What did I do to drive you into each others arms? I'm so very, very sorry. How could I?!!!!!??! Don't forget to dress warm boys, and I'll see you at the train station. Kisses Mumm

Soapy Experience 1/1 By tsukinofaerii Rating: RATING Generic/Humor Warnings: None Spoilers: No spoilers Series: Harry Potter Pairings: None Summary: Seamus investigates the girls' bath. Complete...bath to rectify this lacking. Afterwards, when asked why his hair turned white so suddenly, Seamus (after screaming bouts of hysteria and heavy medication) could only answer with a single word. Soap