GORD   Slang. –noun 1. an individual that has been called a geek, a dork, and/or a nerd in their lifetime and instead of running from thus description, embellishes it. 2. a computer expert or enthusiast... fool < D or LG gek 1960–65, Americanism; obscurely derived expressive formation Related forms: geeky, adj., dorky, adj., nerdy, adj. Based on the Elfin House Dictionary, © Middle Earth, Inc. 2012

- "Constructed" valet key with solder, dremel, and spare key - Verified function and design of valet key - Took valet key template to lock smith and had valet keys cut - Used larger screwdriver handle for mounting key - Screwed up inserting of key into screwdriver handle - Got new spare key and attempted to insert it again - Used epoxy to fill excess gap in handle next to key shaft Well, using the...

Tirsdag 20. Januar Klokken er 16:30 I dag har jeg ikke skrevet noe enda. Spist god frokost med mye god skinke! Vi har vært ute og handla. Vanlig mat. De har så mye puddinger, yoghurter og pasta....frem og tilbake dit alene. I morgen er det mammas generalprøve. Går alt etter planen, skal vi se den. Jeg skal i alle fall. Gleder meg. Jeg synes ikke opera er så ille jeg. Dessuten er jo mamma med

How to rewrite by Justine Larbalestier

Ah, Sweet Jesus, my head hurts. *clutches and moans* I swear that I am thinking too much, As I have mentioned before, if you think too much, you go insane, and I think I'm going insane. Too...much..... I'll just provoke thought and all of you will start getting headaches and all go as insane as I am...*mutter, mutter* Here you go: Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped. ~Author Unknown

...see who shits on the sidewalk. Seriously. What does that mean? Does shitting on the sidewalk have some meaning that I don't know of? Crazy talk. In other news, I was thinking of changing my handle. I think TwaddleSense would be cool. (Or Twaddle_sense).  I like it for three reasons: 1) The word twaddle means nonsense or gibberish, then paired with the word 'sense' is a fun contradiction...

Target Practice - Woman's Weekly

How much can a person take before they snap? A lot. A waaay lot. You've got your third world citizens starving till their eyes roll back and they're left for the maggots to feed on. You've got the homeless...ma says, you can have all the help in the world and still be stuck in a rut, for the simple reason that you just don't want the help. Just remember, you're never alone in your problems. Peace out

Забор вокруг юпеновской общаги делает ее неприступной. На прутьях шипы, а где их нет, там кирпичная стена в два роста. И двери на замке. Только рва с водой не хватает, а так - крепость!