I found a bird outside today and brought it in. It's tiny and it can't fly. I think it's a baby chicken. I'm going to raise it!! And make it into a big battle chicken! And, I already decided on a name. It's ugly like the landlady, so it's name will be... Tieriakitty Like Alle named me after himself, I'm naming the chicken after the landlady~  Maybe we can eat it when it's big enough.

Things destroyed : 3 # Lockon's shoes - put jam in and drilled holes into them # The funny banana shaped thing Lockon uses when Alle's gone - was using it to stir pudding # Toaster - It's not throwing...: 3 # Post person # Lockon 's faaat ass # Landlady in pink cardigan Battles won: 1 I fought agains the curtain!! And I won! Overall assessment: HUGE Success Things to come: Bath with Alle

... I told him to go and check next time he heard it so he can be part of whatever the fatass and human-me are doing. Cause big cats can see and do porn stuff too. Oh yeah and I saw, human-me called the fatass Jerkoff! I can't decide now, all those dream-selves are giving me names for him. Fatass, Manbitch, Jerkoff... can I mix it into one big nickname? But that'd be too long, right? I dunno... I...

...yeah and I had this really crazy dream where I talked to someone who looked just like me, except he was a human like Alle. And he said he had a mate that was Grimmkitty but also human. And Alle was his mate too somehow even though he didn't save him from dying. And that's why I'll never watch soaps before I go to sleep again. I don't need crazy dreams like that. ... ALLELUJAH IS MY MATE

...still make friends with everything but Alle will be special ♥ I'll even share the oven, eveh though I guess he can't fit in completely. Maybe we need to move into a bigger oven. Those high tech super heat ones that are big enough for a person to fit in! Yeah, we'll do that~ Or maybe I can just stay in the bedroom. I liked that~ The only obstacle is Lockon. But he can be dealt with. Gang war!!

...I don't want to stay in the oven tonight.

All right! It's decided! I'll become a vampire! Off to biting Alle~~~

! I just saw this cat that could transform into a human! I want to do that too!! I'll go try it! Edit : ... How do I do it?

....................... http://www.marvistavet.net/html/body_neutering_the_male_cat.html DO NOT WANT!!! ... Hey. If cats that already got into puberty get fat after being neutered, does that mean Lockon was neutered too late?

You know. I don't even like looking at porn.