Had this conversation with the darlings over breakfast yesterday at toastbox. We were just randomly bumming again, after polishing our breads, eggs, and teh pengs (what's new?) :p hehe. Yah, we haven't... sketching plans and exaggerating situations are absolute fun with them. We never fail to amuse ourselves. Such cheap thrills on a lazy sunday afternoon at our favourite place in orchard. Haha :

This is just as hilarious as what happened to me two nights ago. I was wasted, filling up Andrea's tank of gas at wawa at  about 3:30 a.m. I missed and covered myself in gasoline lol Like I said, I was wasted and it was about 3:30 in the morning. That's what happens when half of your brain cells are dead and ugly dykes join pretty dykes online communities (Reminds me of that episode of Family Guy...

I am laughing my fucking ass off:D. I ALMOST fORGOT WHY I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. THIS IS WHY!:D

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net okay so its a messed up sorta funny but its still made me laugh

So Sam woke me up from my nap.... well, the nap that wasn't supposed to be a nap... and my eyes felt a bit better so he told me he found a movie online that I would like: Dragon Hunters .  It's a cartoon...more gorgeous. I mean, one of the best animated films I've seen and one of the most unique worlds.  If we're totally behind the times and someone knows where we can get this, let me know!!  

This is quite possibly, the best review of anything, anywhere, anytime, and the fact that it's a Hamlet review makes it even more awesome. I haven't stopped laughing since I read it, and girlfmkitty... I'd never been spellbound by a theatrical performance before, and with David that's exactly what happened. The man OWNS the stage; you believe it all, hook, line and sinker. Word. That is all.

(...) Deborah Anderson of the Boston University Medical Center demonstrated that Coca-Cola causes sperm to explode.  Apparently, the study was invented when Anderson and her colleagues heard a rumor that...never, right? Okay, yeah, maybe this once. Other things we bet kill sperm: Jagermeister, Ramen Noodle broth, Tang, and everything at Taco Bell. Source Well, you've all been warned, now.

GENIUS . . . SHEER FUCKING GENIUS

See more funny videos at Funny or Die Fulkerguy... Suspended Congress the Vote.

http://videogames.yahoo.com/feature/online-divorcee-jailed-after-killing-virtual-hubby/1259111 Mood: Music: "One Hand, One Heart" from West Side Story