Name: Jubilee Gender: Female, spayed Size: Medium DOB: 2008 Breed: Plott Hound Mix Color: Brown brindled Please meet Jubilee, a beautiful 9-month-old Plott Hound/Lab mix rescued from a local animal shelter where she came in as a stray. Jubilee means celebration and that is truly what symbolizes this sweet girl. She celebrates every day now that her life has been saved and she is beginning...

...Is this what you wanted?" 5. The Datsuns' doorwings are a bit like cat ears in that they twitchwhen you blow on them. Someone just found this out and is highly amused. 6. Mirage likes to try to get Hound (or whoever you prefer with Mirage) to release his exhibitionist side, by turning invisible and touching him - in the middle of a strategy meeting. 7. Raoul invites Tracks and the other humans to...

...to the ice, but before Starscream stops his search. What will he do? B. Perceptor finds them and is transported back to around the time the atom bomb/h-bomb is being constructed. C.Beachcomber and/or Hound is sent back to the pre-/early human days, long before humans made their mark on the world. D. All of the above. E. Alternatively, a team of Cybertronians land on a planet inhabited by these creatures...

...of Dukakis in a tank? I mean, it’s not a Decepticon tank, is it?   “What the…did Huffer just skip by?” “Backwards, even.”   Mirage gets stuck half invisible, and all grouchy.   Hound’s hologram projector breaks, and he ends up with an image of Barney, or Mickey Mouse, or some freakish hybrid, superimposed over him.   Mirage has a perfect opportunity to shoot a turbofox –...

JEEP SEX. That is all. Jeep Sex, the music that inspired this crack

...as a family and build incredibly close bonds. 2. Sired by the same Mech. 3. Or the rare splitting of a spark. 4. Or the rarer result of a Cybertronian who was pregnant with many sparks. 78.???: Hound behalf yourself or I’ll put you on a leash! Hound: Is that a promise? 79. Scavenger is always bringing stuff back to the Nemesis. Well this time he’s decided to collect Autobots! 80. 50 Ways...

Title: Friendly Advice. Rating: R/NC-17 Warnings: Mechseckz and no plot whatsoever. Pairings: Hound x Mirage. Implied past Tracks x Mirage. Very vaguely implied Sunstreaker x Tracks. Characters: Hound, Mirage. Mention of Tracks and Sunstreaker. Summary: "Just accept you like the mech and shag him already". Notes: There's no plot to this. I just wanted to write smut involving the Alternators designs...

...the bombs started falling was sitting with his friends at the refined social party he was hosting. The next day, he was a soldier whom the others labeled ‘prissy’. A pair of scouts named Hound and Trailbreaker strike up an acquaintance with Mirage. When they learn a little of his background, they insist that to fit in with the rest of the rough group he’ll at least have to learn how to...

Rating: PG Series: G1 Summary: This is the back-story for my OC Tracer.  Admissions in the night and downtime lead to thinking and more admissions. Warnings: Nada, sorry. Disclaimer: As per usual, the...friends. Flames dealt with by the masters of paranoia and fire, Red Alert and Inferno. Authors Notes: Did someone mention being evil to their own characters?  No?  Oh dear…   Searchin' Part Twenty

...have it in him to tell her "no", especially with how pushy she can be. 17. Cliffjumper doesn't really think Mirage is a Decepticon. He just wants Mirage out of the way because he has a mad crush on Hound. 18. Arcee is Opimus and Elita's daughter. 19. A Decepticon is Optimus and Elita's son. 20. Arcee is Megatron's daughter. 21. Dumb crossover idea: Arcee's holoform is Stormer from "Jem". (So...