Enjoy!

Reportedly, this is a true story (but, hey, you know how these things are...) A young girl about eight years old was sitting in a chair eating a snack cake while the barber was attempting to cut in her hair.  The barber stopped and said, "Honey, you know, you're going to get hair on your Twinkie."  "I know!" the little girl replied.  "And I'm going to get boobs too!"

It's time for another Humor Break (tm)!  Contains severals pics, so I'll put it behind an LCut.  Enjoy!

A hilarious commercial from Bud Light. WARNING contains censored swearing!  Don't click if that'll bother ya! :)

This is pretty funny.. it's an old sketch featuring a Jim Henson puppet, the Computer Monster (who's obviously a prototype for Cookie Monster).  Enjoy!

Even if you're not a big Star Wars (and shame on you if you're not), I think you'll find this funny!  :)

This is so cute... enjoy!

One thing I miss about being a kid is being able to get excited about Christmas and my birthday. I've noticed something from watching my  nieces and nephews grow up.  When you're young and cute, EVERYONE...you could use one." "Ahhh." (pause) "You pulled this out of the glove box of your car as you pulled up here, didn't you?" "NO! Of course not!"  (pause)  "Say, I also got you a tire pressure gauge!"

A young girl explains what she would do if a monster entered her room.

A guy is sitting at a bar in the Penthouse on the 30th floor of a fancy hotel.  A woman walks up to him and says, "Hey, sailor, what cha drinking?" "Oh, nothing," the guy replies, "Except for this.....the windows,  yells, "Watch me!" and jumps out. She then promptly falls into the ground below. The barkeeper sighs heavily and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real ASSHOLE when you're drunk!"