I heard, Dent. I feel sick.

There's something deeply wrong with me. Let's contrast my reactions to two recent events in the news: Peru earthquake, hundreds dead: "Oh, no." :( Jesse Spencer and Jennifer Morrison, the wedding's off... It's not that I don't like Wilco! But I'm not a Wilco fan , and a Wilco concert would be full of Wilco fans and...you know. They are VERY SERIOUS ABOUT WILCO. (Hipsters make me so uncomfortable.

I am working on those prompts , I swear. I can't promise you'll all get what exactly what you were hoping for (ROBIN), but something will appear sooner or later. I'll have solitude all weekend while...Mars . It is actually just Some Guy. The dude from Veronica Mars is a supporting character. And a vampire. Boy oh boy, if there's anything people aren't sick of, it's gotta be vampires! I smell success

Signs This is Going To Be a Fantastic Week 1. I overslept. 2. I sliced myself shaving. Curse you, Gilette corporation/impossible standards of female beauty imposed upon me by the patriarchy/my own clumsiness...Over . I am currently carrying around Suburban Nation: The Rise of Sprawl and the Decline of the American Dream . I'm not saying this makes me better than them. Just that it makes me way, way less fun

"whereas We--WE have this tent and this lamp and this tent and this lamp and this tent and nice and warm in here nice and warm nice and IN HERE and nice and OUTSIDE ITS COLD. . . . ITS COLD OUTSIDE where...them. . . . But WE SIT HERE and never increase the DOSE . . . never--never increase the dose never except TONIGHT is a SPECIAL OCCASION with all the dross eaters and needle boys out there in the cold.

i really, really like his writing style though cos it keeps me interested.

I tell you boys, I've heard some tired conversation but no other OCCUPATION GROUP can approximate that old thermodynamic junk Slow-DOWN. Now your heroin addict does not say hardly anything that I can...and the men separate out from the Junk boys. Only way to protect yourself against this horrid peril is come over HERE and shack up with Charybdis. . . . Treat you right kid. . . . Candy and cigarettes

I tell you boys, I've heard some tired conversation but no other OCCUPATION GROUP can approximate that old thermodynamic junk Slow-DOWN. Now your heroin addict does not say hardly anything that I can...separate out from the Junk boys.       Only way to protect yourself against this horrid peril is come over HERE and shack up with Charybdis. . . .        Treat you right kid. . . . Candy and cigarettes.

i still liked it though, and it was extra special awesome cos once he got really into it he used CAPSLOCK FOR EMPHASIS which made me unf unf it even harder.

at first it made sense and i was like unf unf this writing style, but after the writer (william s. burroughs) got into it, he just started to go off and ceased to make any real sense.