I love Spencer Smith because he just tweeted "I can't wait to be inside you Wisconsin!" and it made me lol irl.

I like ruining things for people.

Brian, buddy, where you been--the term is "Asian-American."

So, for my younger brother's birthday (which is today), I've taken a card that originally played "Bad To The Bone" when you opened it and replaced the chip with one that plays "Once Upon A Dream/Sleeping Beauty Waltz".

Damn, I look sexy as hellllllll.

I metaquoted Helen for being such a big winner.

I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED LIKE A BAG OF TRASH.

Donkeys kill more people each year than plane crashes or shark attacks.

I'm IMing jean_prouvaire and she said she's tired and having womanly troubles, and I told her she should be merry because it's Moon Day, to which she replied "NO; FUCK THE MOON."

When I think of how many people have passed through statements in this year, posting for a few days then dropping out, and when I think of how awesome all you guys are and how much of a part of my life...I was so bored and lonely last summer that I thought "I will make a point to make friends in this comm I added ages ago, that might entertain me for a few days" and I'm very glad that I stuck around