The Mayor of Whoville neglects his 96 beautiful unique daughters in favor of his emo kid SON who saves the world! HOW ANTI-FEMINIST. Really, the whole article speaks for itself. I can't decide WHICH...Dorothys and Alices. We're stuck with Bella from Twilight and all that wish-fulfillment stuff. It's like soccer moms who completely miss the point of The Giving Tree . I love that book, goddammit

What's the line between responsibility and censorship? You remember your favorite kids classics growing up, like Disney or Bluth or whatever? We go back to watch them again and we realize "Holy shit,...until then. See? Puri has responsible parents. Nomnomnomnomnom. ♥ Soccer moms aren't thinking what's best for their kid. They're thinking what's best for themselves and their delicate sensibilities. :