Distrust of the media has grown to the point where many people only trust the news if it comes from a comedian. Who do you trust more: Stephen Colbert or Jon Stewart? View other answers ...about your politics than ours, America. I need Jon Stewart or I'd be a shit citizen with no political values! Which I am! Gosh, darnit, I guess I'm Wyatt Cenac. Except I don't watch Lost . Wheeee

Let's kick things off with my ridiculously amusing junk mail folder: So...how many people work at this Viagra.com and where do I sign up and how much to I get paid and what awesome staff benefits...really mean comments on every video. See, I'm a decent person. Also, Obama needs to hire a new spokesperson: Don't you dare tell me this man doesn't spell out all the truthiness you can handle.

Oh man, it's been disturbingly busy lately. But fear not, I've only got one real essay left for my undergrad year! And thankfully, it's on Jon Stewart and co. which means I'll enjoy it about 0.8% more...and I have a 50 percent all-essay philosophy exam THE NEXT DAY. Now THIS would be interesting. Me: Why is the exam worth 50 percent? Philosophy lecturer: Because I believe in exams! Damnit.

So...I'm on my second last week of my undergraduate year FOREVER (providing I don't fail anything because that would be sad). It's scary. It's almost like finishing high school all over again. Anyway,...depression, I sense coming along quick) or Sarah Palin? Happy 40th to the master genius that is Thom Yorke! Awwwwww....he's an old man now. But still, what a badass mofo. Seriously.  

This song is seriously the best thing ever. It is stuck in my head. A couple of points: 1. I cannot help but imagine how many takes Tom Kenny has to go through to complete this. The full song is like...texts of semi-hilariousness: http://barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com/ Okay, so this is all a bit positive. Definitely one of very few entries that DOES NOT reflect real-life moods right now. Oh well

So, I went into uni for a bit today (yes, on a Saturday, wtf was I thinking? Don't ask. I have two assignments due next week. There, I said it.) Truly bizarre, in a word. I think I might have turned up... I'm afraid to say. Well, this looks like a whole load of text. I'm too lazy to put it behind a cut, so eh, you may forward your complaints to those who only let me have html editing on Firefox 2

Oh man, I've been busy. So I've got two assignments due this week instead of one, because I was foolish enough to not realize that I've got two instead of three weeks of university left. Ah, the things...it'll probably take awhile to load AND it'll look really bad, woohooooo. I bet one person's going to probably guess it all at once (as it happens with these memes). Winner gets a pat on the back.

1. Okay, so I'm determined NEVER TO UPDATE Firefox on my Mac, just so I can post with rich text on here. Ahhh, the commitment. Except I think Firefox updates itself doesn't it? Damnit. Stupid technology...I am? Well, let's just say Stephen himself would agree (it's somewhere in the video towards the end). "I AM PERFECT! I AM YOUNG!". Hah! 15. Oh noes, daylight savings mean that I LOSE sleep! Poos.

You know it, I have actual work to do. Sigh. Stolen from loversandtrends   01. What would you do if your ex just showed up at your house right now?  HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE? *shoots...pet peeve? 32. In one word, how would you describe yourself? 33. Do you believe in/appreciate romance? 34. Do you believe in God? 35. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

I totally missed talk like a pirate day (as a post) on eljay. Sad. I bought Death Magnetic for real yesterday. Do not judge me. It was 20 bucks at Borders. Plus, I have generous friends when it comes...decided to watch The Love Guru and Smart People too....along with a few other movies over the past few weeks. Hmmm... I should stop now (before I start talking about movies). So long, ya scurvy dogs!