JUST HAVE SEX ALREADY. I am completely serious, yeah. Hidan, Itachi: I want you two to go to Pein's office, or meet at ASS or in the street or in the church or where ever you fuck and I want you to RELIEVE SOME STRESS because fuck, un, you could cut the sexual tension between you two with a knife. God, un.
...make me, I’m not a hidden leaf ninja!” Kaiya pointed out “The Akatsuki isn’t bad, they’re just people” kaiya tried to reason “And how would you know that?” Tsunade questioned “I was friends with Itachi before his clan was murdered” Kaiya explained “You mean before he killed them” Tsunade said as she stood up and leaned over her desk “I told you, it wasn’t him!” kaiya said furiously “If it wasn’t...
...not a hidden leaf ninja!” Kaiya pointed out “The Akatsuki isn’t bad, they’re just people” kaiya tried to reason “And how would you know that?” Tsunade questioned “I was friends with Itachi before his clan was murdered” Kaiya explained “You mean before he killed them” Tsunade said as she stood up and leaned over her desk “I told you, it wasn’t him!” kaiya said furiously ...
...my life but, you get the picture. Kami-sama, Madara is here in Paradisim! What the hell? Ugh, it's bad enough I might have the fortunate opportunity of bumping into him here but, he fell in love with Itachi? Goodness, that's just disgusting! Haha, wait 'til forehead girl hears about this. Or Shikamaru. I bet their mouths would be wide agape or burst out laughing. I can't believe this! But, I don't...
But, thankfully, I'm not god. Itachi, I sealed the western entryway to the base. It just wasn't woth setting traps on it after the damage caused by last night's downpour. [Private thoughts -- Unhackable] Itachi's in a mood. It's... actually worse than ever before. I have no doubt he'll carry out his plans, regardless of who stands in the way, but I'm reluctant to let him do it. Of course, "let...
Alrighty. I'm back! And with an awesomesuper cool idea! about zombies If any of you have read my fanfiction.net page (or got redirected her by clicking my homepage link) then I have a new FF idea! Right, then. Firstly, it's gonna be in the Naruto Yaoi (
...wall behind Kisame. " That won't touch me, will it?" Deidara asked, peering at the sword with a wary eye. " Last time it bite me." " You wouldn't give it a jelly bean." Kisame sniffed indigently. Itachi rolled his eyes, then glares at the camera. " What the hell do you want?" Shinohara Ryouko's " Dancing Beat " Begins to play as the camera zooms in on the TV behind the three hosts. Clips of...
On Tuesday 28th October, Itachi will wander into his office to find a hot steaming bowl of Niku Udon sitting nicely in the middle of his desk, along with his jumper that he loaned Sakurafreshly washed and folded neatly next to it. Enjoy! Niku Udon is yummy!
...eye behind it. The audience begins to clap as to the left of the table, a stone door opens and four men dressed in black cloaks with red clouds on them strolls out. The first, is none other than Itachi Uchiha, then Kisame, Deidara and Tobi. " Welcome!" Deidara calls out, waving to their clapping fans. " And welcome to the first ever Akatsuki Corner." Bonnie Pink's 'It's Gonna Rain' starts...
