кушай Эрети, галстуков жуй жаждешь Осетий? вот тебе хуй! ________________________________________ Навеяно: http://community.livejournal.com/agitplakat/2321786.html http://south-gir.livejournal.com/688729.html

Ю. мне уже два дня рассказывает о переписке ведущейся двумя его коллегами. Тут надо отметить, что в той области науки, где работает Ю., ученые объединяются в огромные международные сообщества, чтобы сообща... сегодня утром Ю. с ещё большим удовлетворением сказал, что русский оставил всё-таки последнее слово за собой, и послал американцу фотографию члена. Вот они  - современные светила науки! :DDD

...German-skills* and YAY!! Look what I got from my-gay-boy at the office today!!!!!!! ...and my new favorite joke ever : a man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian takes one look at him and says: "Hey, wena, voetsek! Who's gonna bring it back?" NOTE: bluemchenkaffee , I...

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.   2. A day without sunshine is, like night.   3. On the other hand, you have different fingers   4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are...them speak.   27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow. (From my dear friend badkatpat  )

A husband and his wife were sitting at a table at his high school reunion, he kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. His wife asked if he knew her. "Yes"...girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking after we split up and she hasn't been sober since". "My goodness", said the wife. "Who would think that a person could go on celebrating for that long?

Из энциклопедии: Во Франции в 12 в. баронами также именовались все феодалы, чей лен достигал значительных размеров. Не правда ли, кажется, что одна буква пропущена? Сидят 2 филателиста в парке на...телефон – З-з-з-з-з-з-з. А сразу же после звонка, на море, большой сухогруз подал сигнал Дууууууууууууууу! ® Дачник - это человек, проклинающий дождь за то, что тот мешает ему поливать огород

С тех пор как товарищ Леонтьев был подвержен насильственной украинизации, его голос стал значительно тоньше.

What to do with Osama bin Laden: Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, I suggest we do neither. ...covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then we return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban

Well, I did plan to make my first post on the actual day I started college, however due to timing and writing to much shit about myself (as if anyones going to read it!) and me procrastinating... its... one said to the other "tell us a story, John" John said: It was a dark stormy night, 3 men were sitting around a campfire, one said to the other "tell us a story, John"     Goodnight

A store that sells new husbands has opened in  New York  City , where a  woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at  the entrance  is a description of how the store  operates:  ...> > > > > The  second floor has wives that love sex and have money > and like  beer. > > > > > > The  third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been > visited