MURDER AT WALMART Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the...hapless husband who was also quickly arrested. The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared....     (You're going to hate me for this...)     'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ WAL-MART!'

 JARED: Mama, Look the pillow is bleeding (We had a party the night before so one guest I think made a stain on my couch pillow) the Beautiful momma: huh? where? what happened? JARED: Because I scratched it. (Just because I always remind him not to scratch his skin when itchy as it will cause "sugat and dugo") TODAY TOTAL  

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1. // I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will // have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets // released into the public. 2. /*  *...it, and youll spend many a sleepless  * night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever  * enough to "optimize" the code below.  * Now close this file and go play with something else.  */

...bathrooms; -No one would lie about having taken the last bit of this, the last slice of that; -No one would be mad at me for something that, try as I might, I cannot control. -I wouldn't be such a joke to my dear Nan. She's suffering from cancer; all I do is puke until I can't breathe. I'm petty in comparison. She's sick, and nothing I say will convince them that 'a healthy diet' will not fix this...

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Here is my answer. I am happy being myself. :)

...an AU highschool fic. This fic is also un beta-ed. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Joke's on You- Chapter 1 “Come back here! I wasn’t finished writing that!” was screamed down the hall by a large blob of pink. Naruto dodged the history textbook that had been aimed at his head as he...