вот такая есть офигительная игра (лине получила по рассылке) у меня за 15 вопросов (типа да, нет, не знаю) отгадал саймона кауэлла, чеушеску и арика зеэви. засыпался на донне каран просто прелесть оч рекомендую

I still owe comments and RL is still crazy, but I needed a funny break, so here it is: Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. He who lives in glass house, dress in basement. Passionate...teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Как развлечь себя во время половой ебли Думаю, каждого падонка посещали мысли о том, что, во-первых - ебля дрочки не заменит, а во-вторых - пелоткаме можно полакомить не только сопсно хуй, но...передвигаться довольно долго и представлять себя, ну, к примеру, бля, паравозиком. Важно!! Не торопись, и не напирай слишком сильно, а то пелотка заподозрит какую-то хуйню и всё сцука испортит.

1. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? 2. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? 3. Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there...you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? 27. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

I had an entry started, but this was in in e-mail and I had to share the chuckles!! 1: When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.....so, I took her to a gas station... took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for herself.' And that's how the fight started.....

Well, today be-eth the 29th of October 2008 and it's been a great day, so many funny things happened today! I mean, i thought it'd be a terrible day with the bad weather and rain and all but it was so...to crack under my stare. WELLL that be the end of my entry today, next entry I shall enlighten you with Chemistry insults.. that is Chemistry terminology incorporated insults. Til Then. xx Trina

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be...Nevada to do some last minute campaign work for Obama this weekend. Don't ask me why, I'm just the sidekick. I have good roommates. ....I must have a secret, hidden magnet for them, or something.

One thing I really enjoy about my job working as an instructional assistant in the 5th and 6th grades is the kids' humor.  I laugh and have a good time each day because the kids are so great.  Today... What is green when you buy it, red when you eat it, and black when you throw it away?   I know the answer to the first two but still haven't gotten the third one.  So let me know when you do!

Matt's dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part. Matt enthusiastically... "I play a man who's been married for twenty years." "That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they'll be giving you a speaking part." made by amour_douxx @ amour_blinkies

  Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. It turns itself in.   Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its...to change a lightbulb? A: Hey! Do you wanna go ride bikes?   Q:  How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A:  Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again. .