J'ai fait des millions de trucs débiles dans ma vie. M'assoir sur un tube de gel contre les douleurs musculaires était apparemment la prochaine stupidité sur ma liste... *Eclate en sanglot*

Stop thief; you're gonna come to grief if you don't take a little more care. You're gonna get more than the family plan from this one shoestring affair. I may be crazy but I can't contemplate being trapped...on romance. Let's not get stuck in the past. I love you more than everything in the world. I don't expect that will last. They told me everything was guaranteed. Somebody somewhere must've lied to me

Sometimes, I find myself in a situation at work that leaves me wondering if I have stumbled into a taping of The Office .  Or if I'm starring in a sequel to Office Space .  Case in point: Last Wednesday...Cow ice cream sandwiches in the freezer, I wrote my name all over them in red permanent marker.  What I should have written was, "This is mine.  Not yours.  Keep off!" I will not forget this.

  omg...minimum requirement: 3A out of 5 subjects. and like only ONE out of 60 students in our sku made that last year. and the language subjects DO NOT count as an A in fufilling this requirement. KILL ME... not especially now there's only 3 months left n i've been slacking all the time. *wants to shut self in a closet and study till the public exams come* even so, i still don't stand a chance. *dies

My life has become a lesson in tedium, boredom, and frustration.  I graduated for BU last spring, and I took a couple of months off to make the transition from college to the real world.  Ever since then...soon.  But with the economy the way it is I think it is more likely that I will soon be living on the street...or worse back home in Maine. I am dying a little inside as I sit here and type this.   

I'm so bored. But I still have to sit through one more class. And I really do not want to watch Citizen Kane again in any form, even if it is just looking at film clips. Why? Because I strangely think young Orson Welles is attractive and I'm really starting to get freaked out. *headdesk*

Okay, a friend of mine posted this on their journal, and I'm stealing it for mine. It's a meme, obviously, but I'll be filling it out in character for Angie, the Zeltron everyone loves to hate. Enjoy...alive and nothing really bad has happened to me like ever so I keep traveling because it's fun and interesting and like I like it. ------------------------ ...I'm going to go shoot myself now.

So yesterday after practice, my sister kidnapped me in her friend's white van, took me to an abandoned warehouse, and made me watch musicals with her for six hours straight. ...We're not gonna talk about...like bitchin' about how much musicals suck. Anyway. I'M GOING TO THE MOON ON TUESDAY HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT AKLSJDAHFKJASD. I'M GONNA BRING BACK ALIEN BOOGERS FOR AN. WHO ELSE WANTS SOMETHING

my kitten grover MUST be going through puberty he totally tried to eat my bird just now, right, which is understandable since he's a kitten. so i was out in the living room playing with the bird and decided...smug as all hell trying to be all "ohhh aren't i innocent and adorable" but his SHEER SMUGNESS could not be ignored. so clearly he's having teenagery, bitchy thoughts and exacted revenge on me