I have figured out the great mystery of internet punctuation - or lack thereof. All of those posts, emails and other online drabble that lack proper punctuation are not the fault of the authors. In reality...and eleven question marks and exclamation points. There simply isn't enough left to go around. Let this be a lesson - you CAN do something about bad internet grammar. Conserve punctuation marks

You are on a plane that's about to crash. You have time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call and what do you say? Submitted by lovelylette_x3 View other answers   Well...out all that well for me. So okay, I think it was implied that I'd die in the hypothetical aircrash, seeing as it's called (I only just realized,) "Last Call." So scratch that rant. I'm done here. 

Yesterday afternoon I shocked Shar. You would think that after 14 years of relationship and all the crap we've put each other through during that time, this would not be an easy feat - you'd probably... and I'm not a soprano or a tenor, nor do I have any vocal training. Next impulse purchase? Probably a pair of ear plugs for Shar, and possibly a set for Romeo and some disposables for his guests. ;

Gah...my internal Martyr is getting seriously out of control and it's starting to piss me the fuck off. Anyone got a good line on psychic duct tape and zip-ties? *growls at internal monologue*

Good lord people! How many of you are sick anyhow? Did half the people at my house Saturday night suddenly come down with something? Because if you did, I swear it's the most virulent strain I've heard of in a while! Seriously...what did you bring into my home? *passes out Kleenex, Sudafed and mint tea, then goes to disinfect every inch of the house*

Our office space is laid out as sort of a V shape - picture two sides of a square as the halls with the 90 degree bend as our reception area. My office is at the bitter end of one "leg". This morning...area is an obstacle course... and all I can think is, "But I just wanted to go to the bathroom!" There's nothing like having your office space changing on a day to day basis to keep you on your toes

I read today's Penny Arcade and I could only think that ladyofdragons would POWN this game.

Dear Self: This new resolve to improve focus and productivity at work does not translate to a requirement to work 10.5 hour days. Please try to leave earlier tomorrow, ok? Thanks, The Management

I was woken up at about 3:30am this morning by the alarm on the Eclipse - or more precisely, by Shar opening the front door to go deactivate the alarm on the Eclipse. I might have heard the alarm before...my car, damaged my property, etc etc. but really...no one was hurt, so it's really just a minor inconvenience in the long run. Still don't particularly want to spend my day dealing with it though..

I finished up a re-working of a jewelry piece that I just didn't like the look of in either of its two previous iterations (photos later) and felt the need to get up and DO something. I figured, maybe...pairs of earrings and photos of the projects I finished this weekend. (Then I need to look at the calendar and kick myself about getting Ms. rosered32 's commission pieces started/finished