This will appeal to a number of folks on my flist: Discordian Quotes , a fun little project brought to you by a friend of mine. Sample quotes: - A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too... who are currently busy praying for God to strike Obama dead, subscribe to a principle called “imprecatory prayer”--the notion that the book of Psalms validates calling upon God to kill one's enemies

Once again, Safari has so many windows open that my computer is bogged down and my swap file is growing like the Federal deficit, so here we go! Psychology/sociology Half of your friends lost every...a literal transcription of what's happening in the video itself. Safe for work, but your explosive peals of laughter might not be. "What the effing crap? That angel guy just felt me up!" indeed.

So today the charming stranger who gave me candy at Frolicon has put me in her Web comic . Woot! Now my roommate the_no_lj_d and I have both been immportalized in Web comics for things that happened at conventions. And, the kittycat Liam has made it on to LOLkink ! (Note: That link is safe for work; the rest of LOLkink most definitely is not.

With a tip of the (virtual) hat to figmentj : Enough is Enough: A Thinking Ape's Critique of Trans-Simianism Klomp predicts that through a technology called ‘hygiene’ we could extend the...way of life. These sorts of fads come and go, however, and this author is confident that in a short while everyone will have forgotten about Klomp and the notion of being anything more than an ape.”

Ok, folks, time for another of Franklin's web browser dumps! Ready? Let's go! Old Russian nuclear technology Two links from the EnglishRussia Web site today, both of them concerning cold-war-era Soviet...your book "The world isn’t quite ready for an illustrated children’s book called SOME MOMMIES ARE INTERNET PORNSTARS" and 49 more. World of Warcraft: The Lich King in IRC chat Spider pride

Frank Miller's Charlie Brown : A Charlie Brown comic strip as it might be drawn by Frank Miller, the comic book artist responsible for Sin City and The Dark Night Returns . "That's right, thumbsucker. I see you..." Words fail.

Once again my Web browser is devouring half of my system's available RAM and more swap space than you can shake a stick at, so it's time once again for a long list of links. Including naturally enough... If you want your schlong to look just like Dr. Manhattan's, now's your chance! These blue condoms come in a flip-top case with the smiley face on the front, and ...yeah. I have nothing else to add

Since my Web browser currently has a zillion pages open (and is consuming mass quantities of RAM as a result), and since I can't use the browser on my iPhone because the maximum possible number of pages...Lincoln Savings and Loan, singlehandedly triggering the collapse of the entire S&L industry. To Keating, you see, porn = immoral, stealing the life savings from working families = perfectly moral

Today's crop of links covers a lot of territory, from cutting edge science stuff to LOLcat perversaions. Off we go: Science Our World May Be a Giant Hologram A device intended to look for gravity...flash of light. Seriously. Philosophy The Idiocy of 'Defamation of Religion' Some folks, and some nations, are seeking to make "defamation of religion" a crime. Why that's a profoundly stupid idea

I just found this through a link from a link from a link kind of thing... and thought I'd share it, in case any of you haven't heard about it yet. On January 22, 2009 - the 36th anniversary of ...annual Blog for Choice Day! This year's topic: What is your top pro-choice hope for President Obama and/or the new Congress? They also have an ongoing list of "faves" on this post here .