http://community.livejournal.com/asspirates/ New game, needs more people! Tess'n Xy are running it this time! STARTS TODAY SO HURRY

technophile : Rick Astley quivered in anticipation as he looked upon his soon-to-be lover. He couldn't believe the old lines had worked on a man like Chuck Norris -- that he'd never give him...dildo. The slick white drops of liquid poured from the head of his mic, an almost impossible amount- impossible, that was, for anyone not being fucked by Chuck Norris. TAG TO ANYONE ELSE GO GO G

never mind, false alarm i should learn not to worry

i just joined f_n_t_m at the insistence of lb aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa PEOPLE COME JOIN WITH ME SO I DONT FEEL STUPID

exploding dinos: you know what would be kind of an EPIC MANGA exploding dinos: HITLER: the manga peachymint17: jfa;idjfasd;fijsadf exploding dinos: ADOLPHINE HITLER IS A MAGICAL SCHOOLGIRL peachymint17...dinos: hitler the CHARISMATIC LEADER~*~*~*~*~ she gives MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES TO CHEER ON HER FRIENDS miruvix: her friend mengele is the science nerd miruvix: awkljefnalkwef fireholly99: AUGH ETA:

HEY LOOK WHAT I JUST GOT IN MY EMAIL ITS SPAM JESUS exploding dinos: LB thinking about mailing me dildos and me thinking about throwing them into the neighbor's pool peachymint17: aifjado...manager runs out like peachymint17: flailing exploding dinos: oh god this would make such an epic prank TV show peachymint17: ALL THE PARENTS IN THE STORE peachymint17: WITH KIDS peachymint17: HHAHAHA

mintine (11:20:42 PM): /idly scratching vagina in corner mintine (11:20:45 PM): sorry what did you say mintine (11:25:26 PM): ahm mintine (11:25:27 PM): ahn ...26:25 PM): just mintine (11:26:26 PM): like mintine (11:26:27 PM): the joker's mintine (11:26:28 PM): penis ELOQUENCE. WE CAN HAS IT

http://community.livejournal.com/therealljidol/185799.html IDEL VOTES AGAIN lololol they shoved me, popo, and lore (and a bunch of other people) into tribe 5 with the "returning competitors with big flists" category come help us out!

I'LL STOP POSTING AFTER THIS I SWEAR Brought on by loling over this: View Poll: #1275126