Wow, I haven't shared the words of our overlord since before he ran around the world four times I'm going for a jog. This is my starting point. Frost Road and highway 547. This is gonna be easy. ... 1 green pepper 2 stalks celery 2 tablespoons parsley 2 tablespoons chives 2 cloves garlic 1/4 cup red wine vinegar 1/4 cup olive oil 2 tablespoons lemon juice 2 tablespoons honey --RK

I came to a hotel in vancouver to meet Gorbachev for drinks, & i'm being swarmed by people asking for photos-I must look like someone famous

Some have complained that www.jesusfoodsex.org is false advertising. I say it depends on how you define the terms; "Jesus," "food" & "sex." It's a matter of inflection. The URL is supposed to read like...learned the hard way-fiberglass insulation IS NOT DIGESTIBLE our server crashed this morning-that's what happens when 77,000 people tried to pledge simultaneously. www.therandomact.org is working now.

Thanks for trending #mishasbdayparade. Makes me feel better after Obama suddenly changed his mind about making today a national holiday. It's also nice to see that Mr. Twitter hasn't lost his Stalinist...in an office. Here's an alternate URL: www.therandomact.org If u take this to it's logical conclusion, it's possible that some bleak day u would no longer able to open pornographic websites at work.

My sweet @sarahpalinusa-i wanted to call to thank u for an amazing night, but all that whipped cream shorted out my phone. Last night I watched @sarahpalinusa solve a Rubik's Cube with her tongue in...new English word. Sarah invented it. That's how smart she is. .@naturalmistake asks, "are you and Sarah dating?" NO. I want to put that rumor to rest. @sarapalinusa & i are taking it slow & having fun.

The twit archive has become too large to contain all of Misha's awesome so we're onto part 2 now. Just a shout-out to my man @newtgingrich! Newt, you threw an sick party last night! I've never been...simultaneously. www.therandomact.org is working now. I came to a hotel in vancouver to meet Gorbachev for drinks, & i'm being swarmed by people asking for photos-I must look like someone famous

Just a shout-out to my man @newtgingrich! Newt, you threw an sick party last night! I've never been in a hot tub with a zebra before! RT @cahmontemor1: "@mishacollins could you please wish me a f*cking...lace your bedding with cyanide, that should solve the problem. Sorry, that last twit about birthdays, sounded a little presumptuous. I should have said, "at least $1000, or the livestock equivalent."

if you got to http://www.facebook.com/officialmisha , facebook sends me shockingly personal information about you. http://twitpic.com/2ckx43/full This is the demographic data that facebook provides...men tend to not like me at all. Have i collected your statistics? If not log on to http://www.facebook.com/officialmisha and "like" me--i'll be ordering everyone boots soon and i need your sizes.

I like that my twits keep someone awake. twitter should be hard-wired to trigger fire alarms, police sirens & strobe lights when i post. No. No. I'm not mocking you guys. I used to sleep too when i was... HELP! He is a boy. @Aleksandra_Eve yes. I recommend the name Dr. W. Furstoff for your kitten. @mishacollins he says, "nom nom" and thank you! but right now he is being "depressing and pathetic"

someone twitted: "Misha Collins ----- bizzard but funny" for those who don't know, "bizzard" is when a lizard crawls out of a snow storm. Advocating the ultimate in "green" transportation--teleportation: http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=gmM3EfyL_m4