Hello? Can everyone hear this? This is Hungary. I just thought that since Teuton is outside, now would be a pretty good time to explain things a little. I know he can be pretty annoying. See... I'm a...is a heretic, it'd be great for you, your house, your belongings, and anything else you don't want burned up, if you'd convert to Christianity!  Well, okay, that's it. Nice talking to everyone! Bye

So, uh. Hey, everyone. Because my old brother got turned into a "Drone" a while ago, I have a new brother now. His name is the Teutonic Order... he's a pain, really loud, never listens, is really greedy...in her eagerness to destroy all prussians her bestie him, so have the sounds of a fight in Japan's living room. Just wait until they start working together, Mayfield. Do you feel dread yet? ]

...Méchante Summary: They were as intimately connected as two people could be, and now Alex is alone. She thinks no one knows, but she should have known she couldn't hide from her partner. Rating: Mature Characters/Pairings: Bobby Goren, Alexandra Eames Spoilers: Vague early season 3. No specific or easily identifiable episodes, but there is the whole surrogate mother thing. Govern yourself...

...gives in to animal urges, and the Doctor ends up with a sore bum. Well, amongst other assorted goings on. Told from Jack’s POV. Characters: Ninth Doctor, Rose and Jack. Rating and Warnings: Mature for a bad word or two and some rather suggestive banter, not to mention the aforementioned animal urges. Also, warning for extreme silliness. Disclaimer: Not mine. Merely borrowed to satisfy...

Agrat couldn't remember the last time she had been so tempted by a mortal and she wanted to understand the reasoning behind this. With a handful of Jane's hair she tilted the young woman's head back and...right places. She wanted to go further, but she would never push herself onto someone when they were in the state that she was in. Instead she used the teasing and waited for Jane to give her the ok

{continued from here } At first she had thought it was her mind playing a horrible trick on her, but it really turned out to be Samael. She couldn't remember the last time she was in his presence....she pulled him towards the bed. She kicked a few useless toys out of the way as she walked and began to undress him slowly. "This is my home and it is yours if you would like to share it with me.