Your ASSistance is required to trash up a parade Last night the Monday Night Happy Hour crew (dining on sushi, fries and Stella Artois beer) discussed the idea of reserving a space in the Minneapolis St. Patrick’s Day Parade – aka: World’s Lamest St. Paddy’s Day Parade. (St. Paul, the poor man’s Minneapolis, hosts a great one in the morning.) HOLY POOR SENTENCE STRUCTURE, BATMAN! Let’s try this...