Country Bumpkin's girl—hot. Yuuki—not. Screw—Natalia. Marry—Mint. Throw off a cliff—Arche. ((ooc; oh my god this is the last shallow post I put up on Poly for the longest time okay. B())

...slamming of the communication device! And then, a voice that's clearly not Chester's—but no one has to figure that out. Yet. ... Or ever. B)] I bet Arche fucks like a tiger! [A pause.] Mint's tits are huge—I wanna motorboat those babies alllllll niiiiiiiight long. [An even longer pause.] Ohhhh yeah , come to papa. ((ooc; BDSM duckie comes to life. And hacks Chester's device. All...

WHERE THE HECK IS IT!?!?! I've been everywhere. EVERYWHERE! I can't find--a relic...that's all I want...just one measly relic but no, this place doesn't have any. WHY COULDN'T ANYONE OF THESE STUPID PEOPLE TELL ME BEFOREHAND!?

So I watched the first couple episodes of Princess Tutu with an IRL friend, who will henceforth be called Flower-chan. I got her to watch with me by showing her a picture of Fakir and telling her, "In..." This lead to me calling her a pervert, and eventually to the inside joke that is the title of this entry. I'm leaving for summer arts intensive on Sunday, and I'm so excited I can hardly wait~