For those of you who missed it, this was my second year of participating in mmom The Merry Month of Masturbation, with the challenge of posting 31 masturbation fics in 31 days. Final Statistics...Owen/Gwen) Day 31- Try To Build A Bonfire Torchwood-Dead!Owen (Mention of Gwen/Diane/Jack/Ianto.) Day 31- To Warm the Lonely Night Torchwood-Owen Harper (includes Owen/Suzie and Jack!wank)

Title: Try To Burn a Torch... Fandom: Torchwood Characters: Jack/Gwen/Owen Rating: Hard R Wordcount: 800 Notes/Warnings/Spoilers-Post-ep for Countrycide. Gwen-haters, don't bother. Thanks to beta_goddess... “And after a nice cup of tea and a rest, you’re gonna do it again.” “You bloody bastard.” Jack wiped a hand against his sheet before turning off the speakers. The tea they could have in private.

Title: To Warm the Lonely Night Fandom: Torchwood Character: Owen Harper (Mentions of Jack, Gwen, Diane, Ianto) Wordcount: 1200 Rating: R Notes/Warnings/Spoilers-Takes place after Series one. Spoilers... Great. Thinking of Jack again. Definitely time for that trip to the Hub. There was a safe with a spray in it and possibly a Welshman trying to keep him out. Either way, he’d get what he wanted.

Title: The One Where K-Gal Loses It Fandoms: Torchwood/Life On Mars/House MD/Dynasty/Bones and just a smidge of RPS Characters: Too numerous to mention. Rating: Confused Wordcount: 1260 Notes/Warnings/Apologies...for his partner and murmured something that might have been a name or just a syllable. He didn’t see the figure in the shadows, opening a long, grey coat and undoing his trousers.

Title: Quiet Contemplation Fandom: Firefly Character: Wash Rating: PG13 Wordcount: 100 Notes: Dedicated to sarahetc because I promised her a Wash!wank. I'm still not sure I'm really getting the... It’s hard to laugh while the rocket’s going off in his hand, but it covers the yelp just in time. “Something funny, Wash?” “Nope, Shepherd. Just appreciating the lord’s creation.” “Amen.”

Title: Congratulations Fandom: The West Wing Character: Toby Zeigler Wordcount: 615 Rating: R Notes: Happy Birthday babykid528 ! Takes place after "Six Meetings Before Lunch." Thanks to ...it was all abstraction and brightness, nothing to grasp but his own cock as the warmth and stickiness hit his hand and the relaxation took him far away. Toby’s Day of Jubilation was complete.

Title: An Old Sweet Song Fandom: House MD Character: Georgia Adams (Clinic patient from Poison) Wordcount: 135 Rating: PG Notes: Written for mmom as well as the weekly drabble challenge for ... Doomed to a lifetime of feeling good. She was alone now, and she could make as much noise as she wanted to. “Oh Dr. House,” she called out, feeling flushed and happy and very, very lucky.

Happy House Day! (What do you mean there's no House today? It's still House Day, and I haven't posted a Chase!wank yet, so here it is.) Title: Going Under Fandom: House MD Pairing: House/Chase (Mentions...his room. Sitting next to him.” Her voice started to break. “Holding his hand.” He held her close as the tears started. “I’m sorry, Cameron. I’m so sorry.” He really was too. For both of them.

Title: Admitted We Were Powerless Fandom: Hill Street Blues Characters: JD LaRue/Frank Furillo/Joyce Davenport Rating: R-Strong language Wordcount: 700 Notes: Dedicated to mad_jaks . Thanks to...looking bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. Give the guys their first gander at the new and improved JD and still make a meeting by noon. On the other hand, maybe Frank shouldn’t be his sponsor after all.

Title: What Happens In Manchester Fandom: RPS-Life On Mars Pairing: John Simm/Philip Glenister Rating: NC17 Wordcount: 1440 Notes/Warnings/Disclaimers-Posting at 11:00PM PST and possibly losing my mind...let Colin make that decision on set. Hopefully, Alexandra would be concentrating on her role and keep the gossip to herself at least until work was done for the day. The Master had work to do.