Roll Call! Jason, Thomas. Aloha! Jason: That can also mean goodbye. Can I take it like that? Thomas: Nope. Let’s just get this over with. This is a bit slower, but, it is good. Jason... Yeah, that seems to be a theme throughout this fic. Thomas: Well, we only have one chapter left ... so far ... For more information on this fic or on me go to: www.mstfanfic.weebly.com

Roll Call: Thomas, Jason. Thomas: Alright, so we’ve been given an extra set of instructions before we review chapter three. Jason: We have to go through her reviews … all three of them … Thomas...with only two more to go. Thomas: Until the author writes more. Jason: ... What did we ever do to deserve this? For more information on this fic or on me go to: www.mstfanfic.weebly.com

Roll Call: Jason, Thomas Jason: Why do we have to do this? Thomas: Apparently it’s in the contract that we need to … finish this story. Jason: … how many more chapters are there? ...of the chapter with your idea in it! Thomas: And so you shall suffer eternal embarrassment at being a part of this. For more information on this fic or on me go to: www.mstfanfic.weebly.com

MST3k review of Yes, I have a sister! I, think - by LiveWithIt (2039130).   Roll Call! Jason, Thomas Listen, I don’t own any of the characters, their all Rowling’s. (Except for Zane, Leviathan... YOU DECIDE!! Put it WITH your review. Thomas: That we’re not going to leave. Thanks 4 reading!! Both: Fuck you. For more information on this fic or on me go to: www.mstfanfic.weebly.com

Get out your holy water, wooden stakes, silver bullets, and flaming torches. You're gonna need them for this story. Vampire by Havbot A vampire, werewolf, witch, demon, and werecat, enter the Autobots...story's existence were a figment of mine. I'm afraid to look at chapter two, which took the author a year to write apparently. And no, that time wasn't used to make it long and well thought out

Chapter the Second: A Lesson on Proper and Improper Behaviour   Ah, ‘tis my turn again. I occasionally pop in with pissed-off comments. Line-by-line, people, so brace yourselves... Never.   "Virgil, I think I'd like to make a bit of a detour first. It'll be quick, I promise."   I need a freakin’ drink.

Well, I started this for Deletrius and kind of got carried away. Anyway, I figured I'd post the rest of it here. This is a fic entitled 'Perfection Meets Compromise' by MysCrazeXOXO... The comments in...all kinds of repressed sexual hang ups but we’ll not go into that, hm?)   So, yeah... This is the prologue. I may post more if she does. On the other hand, I don't know if my brain can take it.

...lessen the pain. Or, it could heighten it. We shall see. Igone (my Living One character) shall be using the font color Light Steel Blue (#8f8fbc) . Unfortunately, my PC and I are masochistic enough to MST this chapter line by line. Without further ado... here we go. I looked at the man with as much shock and confusion as he had when he looked at me. “I see we’re opening with a sentence that...

...horrendous Let's Play of Arcanum: Steamworks and Magick Obscura and how much we'd enjoy MSTing it, and so here I am, link in hand and truly ticked-off Living One in tow. And while I'm not going to MST every single line of this disaster (trust me, there's way too much of it for that), there's plenty of embarassment ahead. lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Arcanum/intro.html Welcome to a truly magnificent...

Izumi: …And we pick up the rest on New Year’s Eve? You have a wonderful sense of timing, Cherry. …Let’s just get chapter one over with so we can meet the Cullens already. It’s the whole reason it’s...stranger made you cry. At least my tears only show up when it’s Dominion, one of my friends, or another angel. At least I only cry for situations with people I know or trust. This is beyond pathetic