*snrrrrk.* Scottish penguin knighted by the King of Norway. Huzzah! Oh yeah. That meme. Take a picture of yourself right now. don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair...just take a...sound for reading or doing most everything. Mind, it doesn't really make anything more reassuring , but hey... Sometimes it'd be nice to have no shame and no standards. *haphazardly lecherous

Sipping apricot liqueur that I care not particularly for (pretty nasty, actually), because I would rather be slightly tipsy than sobering for a while yet. No, I don't want to be sleepy just yet, either...it absolutely disgusting when 'm being this, this, assured? non-doomy? sneeringly convivial? But not enough of one to, well, not be. Hahh. I should have a drunk icon. Nyar. asdfpoisdkgmnpsooajetåoj

I mildly detest how the female in the illustrations to these hair dye instructions is wearing perfect make-up and making these seductive faces like in the worse kind of shampoo commercial. 'Rinse, and...linked to Strindberg and Helium before, but if so, it was several years ago, and time for a rerun. A heartwarming tale of a man and his absinthe-induced hallucination. Mm, ominous latin chanting

O hai, I can has tabs. Dunno if it'll turn into a habit, but it seemed a pity that the tab field should always be left empty. Hm. That thing where you have known a song for years -- many, many years in... I don't know. I'm tired, and the zombies ate my brain. Here, have some cutlery pr0n . (I don't think I need to add any warnings about inappropriateness, WTFery and inherent silliness to that, do I?