Mystery Supernatural Theater 6000   Hello y’all I’m back. Did ya miss me? Probably not but that’s okay. Sorry for the long wait guys, I’ve had a hard time actually writing this. Plus...sake, we don’t have any antiques!” ST: “And I learned… um… hoodoo is bad. The more you know.”   See you guys! END  

Mystery Supernatural Theater 6000 Well since you guys whined and complained so much, I'm bringing back the opening segment. Tee hee. Anyway, on with the riffs. Sean Tervo pops up from behind the...” SH: “That's sort of not the point.” CI: “COPS SHOULD NOT SING!” SH: “Okay, geez. And I learned that Dean hates everything. Like House.” See you guys next week.

Mystery Supernatural Theater 6000 Season One Episode 4? Bloody Mary AKA: “Hey is that the chick from 'The Ring', 'The Grudge' and basically every other Japanese horror film.” Thanks guys for reviewing... CI: “I learned that Sam is hot, when he is miserable. And what did you learn St. Hellion?” SH: “THE RING. THATS WHAT SHE WAS FROM!” CI: “Never mind. See you guys!”

And here is Part Two ( MAX: (emotionless) No. There was nothing. We were totally normal. Happy.) ST: “Bullshit.”   (CUT TO: EXT. – House. SAM and DEAN are walking... JW: “Me too.” ST: “That Carrie was so much cooler.” see you folks later.

Ok I know I promised Season three but the damn transcripts are hard to find, so I'm going backwards. I watched this ep while I was sick with a buddy of mine. We took on two roles each. Fun, no? ... MAX: (flustered) What do you—why do you ask?) SH: “Really Max, its okay, they are not onto you yet. Give em' five more pages in the script.”

well here I am. On schedule I might add. That's right, Season three Episodes will be riffed and posted on Saturday. So here it is:   Mystery Supernatural Theater 6000 Episode Two Season three... Phil couldn't fix Katie or her mother.” JW: “Ruby is hot.” CI: “And I learned that Dean would make one hell of a father and I'm totally up for bearing his kids.” See you guys next week.

Well my team and I are back again. Enjoy!   Season Three Episode One The Magnificent Seven AKA “Wow, shouldn't there be more than seven sins? And hasn't Dean broken them already?” (Open up...so tainted with lust and Cheetos your souls would be completely useless in my collection.” (He leaves.) SH: “We won?” CI: “We won.” ST: “Yippie!!” The End

Season One Episode Three (I think) ‘Wendigo’ AKA: “Hey is that Gollum?”   (The hub of doom is surprisingly quiet today. Capt. Insanity hops up from behind the desk and smiles.) CI: “Yeah, its...you okay buddy?” JW: “So much singing. Oh God. Cops and the music and the singing…” CI: “Oh it’ll be okay. All right guys, see you at the next episode.” The End, sort of

(FADE IN: Hospital. SAM and DEAN are waiting in a room.) ST: Hey another case of crabs… (SAM: So, you really feel okay?) ST : I feel dirty. He touched me… (A nurse comes...the next episode. Oh and anybody want to make up some backgrounds using the words Hunter McHottie and Hunter McDumbass, be my guest. I just want to able see them. I love making catch phrases.

Mystery Supernatural Theater 6000 So I return, with one of the most difficult episodes to make fun of. But I’m ready for the challenge. I take it on.   YEAH!!!!!!!!!! Season One... You know, while Roy was doing that I get the distinct impression he really liked way too much. (SAM: Dean!) JW: Crabcakes!!!!!!!!!