It's obvious, isn't it?  The reason why our parliament has been hung (and a damn' good idea too) is that Britain is waiting for the ideal government - mine. Here are a few of my policies just so's you...work cheerfully. I know that if they do, it will be for the first time since the Neolithic age (i.e. the first time ever), but you've got to start somewhere. I think that will do to be getting on with

...as a writer or her lack thereof. You, dear Blogger, are perfectly capable of making up your own mind about that.) And because her books are fun. Go thou Joanna, and weep all the way to the bank. Nesta has her own strategy for winning the Carnegie. It involves a trilogy of powerful and courageous novels - no, let's make it a quadrilogy, everyone does trilogies these days and it'll make Nesta stand...

This is a collaboration between blackorchid and myself, so enjoy! AC Milan 5 - 2 Genoa CFC Ronaldinho 32' Thiago Silva 38'                   Sculli 25' Suazo 79' Borriello...celebrations. A few minutes after 'dinho scored Mah Thiago!BB scored one. Man was it an odd goal, it was like it didn't want to go in. LOVE!!!

...Abate & Sandro. I hope they're not talking about what it looks like they're talking about... Yes, that's it Sandro. Stretch those legs. Abate warming up. *pets the blondie* Nesta: Ugh, my back. Trainer: You're shitting me. Nesta: Haha! You should've seen your face. Trainer: Ima keel you. Abate: Don't you be taking my seat. Vimposter: Hey! I'm workin' here...

With many thanks to stringeilcuore for linking me to Swide Magazine 's Flickr account . They have some absolutely amazing photos from Milan's recent stay in California, several of which...after me: God bless D&G

...(45' Sanneh); Donovan (45' Birchall), Miglioranzi (45' Kirovski), Beckham (75' Magee), Lewis (65' Klein); Gordon, Eskandarian (60' Jordan) Milan: Kalac (45' Storari); Oddo (77' Albertazzi), Nesta (45' Favalli), Silva (81' Ikande), Jankulovski (45' Antonini); Flamini, Ambrosini (77' Strasser), Seedorf (71' Abate), Di Gennaro (45' Inzaghi); Borriello (69' Zigoni), Ronaldinho I'm not...

...(45' Birchall), Miglioranzi (45' Kirovski), Beckham (75' Magee), Lewis (65' Klein); Gordon, Eskandarian (60' Jordan). Coach: Arena MILAN: Kalac (45' Storari); Oddo (77' Albertazzi), Nesta (45' Favalli), Silva (81' Ikande), Jankulovski (45' Antonini); Flamini, Ambrosini (77' Strasser), Seedorf (71' Abate), Di Gennaro (45' Inzaghi); Borriello (69' Zigoni), Ronaldinho. Coach: Leonardo...

...(45' Birchall), Miglioranzi (45' Kirovski), Beckham (75' Magee), Lewis (65' Klein); Gordon, Eskandarian (60' Jordan). Coach: Arena MILAN: Kalac (45' Storari); Oddo (77' Albertazzi), Nesta (45' Favalli), Silva (81' Ikande), Jankulovski (45' Antonini); Flamini, Ambrosini (77' Strasser), Seedorf (71' Abate), Di Gennaro (45' Inzaghi); Borriello (69' Zigoni), Ronaldinho. Coach: Leonardo...

'Gonna wake up the neighborhood' Oh, how I've missed them. Pre-season training began yesterday, with the welcome return of some familiar faces, and some delicious bbs, too! Following on from...couple of weeks is the World Football Challenge , with games against Chelsea, Inter and Club America. That should be ... fun. Oh, and apparently, we has an Onyewu . Hands up who saw that one coming

As a follow-up to the Maldini-in-Miami post right here and upon special request by betsyli , under the cut are more pics of the Maldini Princes, Christian and Daniel, doing somersaults at the... "Nuh-uh, you can look, but don't touch. Paolo's mine, girlfriend."