Title: Watching The Detectives Chapter: 1 of 2 Author: djarum99 Rating: R Pairing: Jack/Norrington Characters: Jack, Norrington, brief appearances by the crew of the Pearl Warnings: slash, snark Disclaimer: The Mouse owns them, and has made a handsome profit; I own nothing, and profit not at all A/N: Written in response to the potc_fest prompt #13, “Jack/James, a detective story...

...It would give me a chance to inspect the damage. I stripped off those embuggered tarty clothes, and swore when I saw all the bruises. God Damn Basset, and all those who sail in him. Bloody good thing Norrington turned up when he did, cos let’s face it we all know what he was going to do to me, don’t we, and I’d rather not say it outloud, cos the thought makes me want to hurl all last night’s cheese...

Yeah, I'm reposting this here, cos Lj cuts are annoying me at the moment. Chapter One: A Quiet Evening In which nearly-but-not-quite Admiral Norrington goes to have a drink and ends up having a fight.   The Crippled Beggar, the pub at the edge of Port Royal was my favourite. It wasn’t too rowdy or smoky, but nor was it quiet and dead; there was a small, well kept brothel upstairs...

...as hell, and chances are, he could find a secret rum hold somewhere to keep you well-intoxicated until a British naval ship came to save you. I know, I know. You're shocked that I didn't say Norrington. But the thing is....I don't think that Norrington would LIKE me very much. *laughs* Jack would appreciate my unspoken/boisterous nature, whereas I think Norrington would shrink away from it...

The last time Norrington had gone swimming in the lake, he'd managed to go in early April and nearly come back from the water missing vital parts of his anatomy. It wasn't recommended by any means and he tucked it away as a reminder that he no longer lived in the balmy Caribbean. However, in mid-August, even in England it would be warm enough to swim in a lake. Besides, if he froze off certain bits...

...levels and all that. But I got the grades I wanted - and finished this off for ya!  Pairing: Beckington Music: Ava Adore by The Smashing Pumpkins Rating:  R Summary: Deeply amused by James Norrington's desperate pledge of loyalty to the East India Trading Company at the end of POTC: Dead Man's Chest, Lord Beckett develops a dark fascination with the former Commodore.... which quickly spirals...

What was the Brethren Court all about? Who has the biggest boons? Is Norrington really dead? What is there to eat at Shipwreck Cove? How many cunning plans can you fit into one movie? Why does Jack’s mum have a ’tache? Standalone fic that fills the gap between the seventh and ninth Nuts Out stories . Not a proper Nut because Elizabeth grabs centre stage, while Barbossa machinates quietly in...

Fandom: Iron Man movieverse/Pirates of the Caribbean Title: A Pleasure to Make your Acquaintance Character(s)/Pairing(s): Pepper, Jarvis, Tony (Iron Man); Jack Sparrow/James Norrington (POTC) Rating: T Genre: crossover/general Spoilers: to be safe, entire IM movie, and whole POTC trilogy Disclaimer: Yadda blah, I don't own Iron Man or PiratesOTC. Summary: A glimpse at dealing with displaced...

...another "Will gets drunk" fic. Boring, really. Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean Title: On the Lesser-Known Hazards of Piracy Author: penknife Pairing: Elizabeth/Norrington, Elizabeth/Sparrow, Elizabeth/Will, Norrington/Sparrow, Sparrow/Will Rating: NC-17 Summary: Jack and Elizabeth find that something has gone terribly awry. Elizabeth knows just who to blame...