Title: It's Ok To Eat Fish Cause They Don't Have Any Feelings (not!fic, oneshot) Pairing/s: Frank/Gerard, Mikey/Alicia Rating: PG-13 Word count: 4068. Summary : It's Frank's birthday but it doesn't look set to be a good one. Dedications: revii   for coming up with this idea and generally being awesome.

this is verbatim, as far as I know. 7/19/2005 - 6:14 PM EST first to all the kids at kimmel! thank you so much. i know alot of kids travelled far away and got there really early. it suprised me... you cant miss me, baby boy, we're doing big things. thanks for always being the bestfriends and fans we could ever have. - petey couldn't bring myself to call except to call it quits

no spencer, sadly. and the video, for reference

For those of you who are blind, deaf, dumb, AND living under a rock (or, you know, just very very uninformed)... I really, REALLY wanna see fic now where... upon hearing this, Pete attempts to drag...and refuses to take "polygamy" as an excuse for why he can't XD "But I'm totally allowed to marry the guys too now, like, legally, right? So what's the problem?!" Bandom has eaten my BRAINZ, guys >

For the seemingly few times I manage to finish something I write, I will cease spamming my personal journal and my flist with stories most of them probably care nothing for. Watch the comm if you are interested. Watch out for the jingle sharks. ~♥

pandorathene : Um. My capslock key hates me, always. I am an abusive typist. Fair warning, there is not much sense to be found in my journal. bessyboo : Your capslock key doesn't hate...we decided it was late, and said we were going to bed. So she went to bed, and I am still here, of course XD In other news, my refrigerator keeps making disconcerting peeing noises at odd intervals

SPAM. Somehow, my furry octopus fic got put on some robot spam list - not as fun as it sounds - and I'm getting two to three replies a day about erectile disfunction and breast enlargement and stuff and...why he'd pick such a BOY who's going to be, like, a farmer or something, but wait, wait, I'm getting ahead of myself here, because not!fic! Coming soon. And it will not be a fic. Don't you worry

eventually, there will be fic here. for now, stare at jon walker. tickle his feet.

Gotta say, I had fun with this one. Just goes to show you can't go wrong with a great slopping shovelful of subtext and having almost every character remove an article of clothing. Cheap shot with...way, House himself, have admitted he's depressed, precious little exploration has been done in that area either. Give it time, give it time...and hey, at least we're back on a weekly schedule.

Oh, lordy. Excerpt from a recent conversation with a fellow geek and fangirl from Real Life, hereafter Sveta. Concerns The 300 , House, and the power of pizza. Sveta: and the four horsepeople ride!...get my brain back and all. Yvi: Seriously, read The Persian Boy. Told from the POV of a eunuch who services Alexander the Great. Yvi: ...I totally almost clarified that the eunuch is Persian. DUH