...Frenzy went as expected. I will only comment on the Toronto Maple Leafs signings. I agree with the Niklas Hagman signing - 12 million 4 year deal. Seems fair to me as he is somewhat of an adequate offensive player. Here are his stats last year with the Dallas Stars: 27 goals, 14 assists, 41 points. I think the Curtis Joseph signing is a Status Quo signing. I am willing to forgive Cujo for his comments...
...Frenzy went as expected. I will only comment on the Toronto Maple Leafs signings. I agree with the Niklas Hagman signing - 12 million 4 year deal. Seems fair to me as he is somewhat of an adequate offensive player. Here are his stats last year with the Dallas Stars: 27 goals, 14 assists, 41 points. I think the Curtis Joseph signing is a Status Quo signing. I am willing to forgive Cujo for his comments...
My 30 day pass spontaneously stopped working for 2 days. Suddenly it's good again with no explanation whatsoever. Also the bus here was so packed I practically need rape counseling.
Mmmm-MMMM! I sure do love gummi candies. Any kind of gummi candy, really. I just enjoy the texture and how they feel in my mouth. I am such a sucker for gummi: if I see a new gummi shape, I just have to try it . Gummi frogs? Sure! Gummi sharks? Sign me up! Gummi lighthouses? OH, HELL YES! (image ganked from Joey DeVilla )
Now, before you all start refering me to therapists and shit, for being depressed, I'll lighten this one up a bit. Here's a few of my personal favorites in the offensive joke department (Disclaimer: I don't believe what they are saying. They're just so horrible I couldn't help but laugh) How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tostitos What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Father's day...
...woah. woah. woah. Caitlin: What a revelation. Srsly..wtf? And if you're wondering what I'm watching. I randomly flipped to abc family. And I think Greek was on or something. ...sorry if this is offensive. :/ That's just my mom. She offends me all the time. EDIT:! DUDE! SHE JUST CAME BACK! but asdfghJKL; I was too slow and missed writing it down. It was worst than the first conversation....
...seconds of one another. 1) Well she’s black isn’t that word okay? 2) It is NEVER okay for a 4 year old to use any kind of nasty language 3) Oh shit I hope nobody heard that. I don’t mean to be offensive to anyone. But when she said it I was so shocked I didn’t know what to do. I tried to gather some kind of composure and told her what my mom told me. “Kia sweetie you can’t use that kind of word...
FUCK YOU. LEAVE THE RACE NOW. How fucking low class can you get? Like, I'm honestly worried that one of those 25% or whatever people in Appalachia who voted for Clinton because Obama was black might take this as a suggestion. Fuck you, Hillary.
