[JAPANESE] Father? Where are you? I promise I will not play my game boy when I should be doing my homework! Father? If I say something into this computer, maybe he will hear me. FATHER, WHERE ARE YOU? What would my heroes do? They wouldn't rely on their fathers! ... .. OH NO! WHERE'S MY GAME BOY!? HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLP!!!!! [/JAPANESE]

quick note: I've removed about the least-used 10-20% of tags (literally by usage level). I give it five minutes until you bastards use them all up again ;) am very busy at the moment, so squint and pretend this is an hilarious goth macro: [ 8 ...] bonus points for guessing what it is/says.

Police Filter//Unhackable Last night Regulus Black was found dead in his employer Mr. Severus Snape's shop. He was stabbed by a foreign object once in the spinal area, which shouldn't have been an easy...Alucard//As Much as Possible :/ What about me would attract perverts? I don't encourage that behavior at all! I'm aware that I might be because of my stature but really it was not my choice at all!

credit: Dameon Clarke's MySpace ALSO. JDM does dramatic!prairieJensendog TOO. Do not want.

My big little brother sent me a couple of emails yesterday. They were both about what to get our dad for his Big Six-O birthday in a few weeks. My dad is sixty, holy shit. Anyway, bro went from talking...to pay for most of it , but I can't respond with my initial inappropriately honest reaction to this proposal because I blinked and talked to the monitor, "Why can't we just float a keg or something?

I MISSED A PARTY! ;A; What kind of party was it, everyone? When will there be another?! I wanna go to the next party! I love parties! I can bring fruit salad to the next one, too!~ And what's booze? Apparently people were having that there! ((Kiwi knows what alcohol is, but not the term booze relating to it. :U)) D:

Did anyone here ever light a campfire on the back five and steal their mom's frying pan and their brother's little green army men and stand them all up in the pan and watch them melt together into one huge army but then they were really short because half their legs melted? ... Anyone? I feel so alone.

This is quite a surprise. I suppose a few seeds are trivial, but within them rests potential in its purest form. The rain is relentless! Here, if I step outside, a wall of white is my greeting. A chill...reach of my words? I suppose it is a shame. I cannot be there to witness the death of your hope. Its demise had me quite curious, I must say. Are your eyes empty of yourself as they watch the sky

Very rarely do I find a quote that so summarily pinpoints the leverage of my current existence. I'm going to post it again: "Arrogance without humility is a recipe for high-concept irrelevance. Humility...a kid, read a book and watch a movie that's been in my queue for months, "The Wind That Shakes the Barley". I might even fall asleep. Several times. And maybe I'll wake up knowing what I really want