I have begun the process of the Turduckening. Two turkeys, two ducks and two chickens are in the brine. The Tree is up, and festooned with popculture icons, because that's what we do in our house. ... I say 21 days is pleanty of time for 2009 to kill your dad and fuck your mom. Hell, it's enough time for it to kill your mom, fuck your dad and sell your popcorn into slavery to the Space Nazis.

Dear 2009, Hell has come High water has come Death, destruction, and the end of the world And yet, I remain standing. I am going to cook those fucking turduckens. Yeah, TurduckenS PLURAL! Nothing can... it starts to get a little bit scary after a while My point is, you won't sink this holiday. You can go die in a fire 2009 You can go to hell You can fuck right the fucking fuck off... fucker

Let’s do this by subject POLY: I would like to state, for the record, that the ship is not sinking. We have hit a few bumps, contents and passengers have been jostled, but the ship is still afloat and...examples going on in modern films, Crank is essentially a Screwball Action Movie, but it’s hardly lighthearted or acceptable fare for children. Actually, I’m not sure it’s good for adults either

Fanbcy's FUn Facts: We need to stop refering to this situation as Thanksgiving since it'll happen in the middle of December. So my mother asked what I needed for the turducken, which as you remember... won't be able to come round and help again... unless she can. Please say you can! Two balance this news, here is a decorative serving thingy with some spoons hanging off it.

Did you know I'm a fucking idiot? Well I am. See, I clearly and deliberately stated that the whole turducken thing would happen on the 5th of December . THIS WAS WRONG! There are many explanations...distance*. That is all for the moment, more details as they become relevant. Although we shouldn't pretend this has anything to do with Thanksgiving at this point. *A reference to The Black Adder

Once again, I’ve been forgetting the post things! You remember me talking about a turducken a little while ago? Sure you do, and if you don’t, here’s the link . Well, I neglected to put a date in...to travel from afar to come to this party, go to bed and not get up until the next morning. December Fifth! 10-05 The Fifth of December! Be there or be a regular quadrilateral with four 90° angles

I know, you're shouting great big what the fucks right now and are all like "Dood!" and "Really?" and other such hip and groovy phrases, since you're a lot of hep cats who are both with it and hip to the...updates if I ever remember to write them. Until then, look after yourselves and don’t step into any parallel dimensions or get eaten by extra terrestrials from the planet Skyron in the galaxy of Andromeda