I bring gifts of crack!fic for the masses! Written for dn_contest prompt: Mikami Bangs The Ever-loving Shit Out Of Everyone. Enjoy! Title: Tourist Attraction Rating: M. Very, very M. Author:... plzkthx? ( If it wasn’t for the extra added hassle of making sure B kept from killing the natives in each town that they visited, A would be having the time of his life on this little vacation. )

Title: Euphemisms Rating: M Pairings/Characters: A, B, mentions of L Warnings: Character death, sex, switched POV’s Word Count: 3,097 A/N: Mildly inspired by the track listing of the Led Zeppelin I album...that should be chaptered fics and condensing them into these short one shots. Sorry if it seemed a little confusing or moved too fast, but it just came out that way. Hope you enjoyed. (lol, morbid.)

I really hope I do see more by the third given the spate of talent we have, all of whom I am sure are quite capable to putting this to shame. Title: : The Catharsis Rating : R (sex, death, insanity... *English Translation: The bird struggles out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born must first destroy a world. All quotes are from “Demian” by Herman Hesse **I love you.

And shorter than I originally intended but I thought where I ended it be just perfect. Title : Joy to the World Pairing: BxA Rating : PG Summary: B is being his usual jerky self to A on Christmas...discarded petals on the floor of his room. It was his own vindictive holiday tradition. He did however keep the last card his nemesis gave him as a macabre token, and perhaps a personal memento.

I feel like I'm tooting my own horn here a little, but I do want to assure interest in this community from the very start. Title: : Zeitgeist Summary : A multi-chaptered fic from A's point of view...may develop as the story progresses, however none are far enough along to count as "pairings". Chapters 1-5 at ff.net . As this is an incomplete story, updates will be posted as new chapters are added

I'm so glad to see an A comm! I play A in the RP hogwarts_hocus and it's always wonderful to see how other people interpret him. I've written a B/A fic that I figured I'd share here. It's explicit non-con; you've been warned. Oh Filthy