...So, you walk into a room. All innocent-like. Or maybe not. Regardless, you walk in and nearly stumble out of shock. Why? ...Well, because the city of Lahore has for some reason been handcuffed to... As is stated on a piece of paper pinned to the cushion. 'Beneath this pillow lies the key to my release.' ...Lahore isn't too pleased with this arrangement 8Db (( :'D Best come-back ever, y/y? ))

Few people have had the misfortune of seeing the normally dignified country of Pakistan looking so... Scary. There's a simple reason for this. And that reason is Cricket. Not just any cricket, oh no. Pakistan Vs. India cricket. So, have a Kiza, all geared up in her cricket clothes with a cockball [stfu on the name] in hand on one side of the pitch - because apparently, Hammerspace has one ...

...Hammerspace. They're not, in fact, missing - they're outside. What are they doing outside you ask? Well, they're planting trees! Yep, that's right. In a combined effort to help the environment, the UN, Pakistan, Lahore, Sealand and Egypt have donned some old clothes and are kneeling on the ground, digging holes in the dirt to plant trees in. Leah gets up from the ground, wiping sweat off her brow. She's...

Peace Action has a very important petition to sign: http://www.capwiz.com/peaceactionwest/issues/alert/?alertid=13092136 In Pakistan, civilians are fleeing from their homes to avoid bombings, some of which are from the United States. I could make a snide remark like, "Gee, I thought we no longer had a Repugnantcan president," but I'll refrain. This is the version of the letter that I sent to...