So, this is the weirdest thing you'll read all day...maybe. i just totally sprayed myself in the face with pepper spray/mace or something. i didn't know what it was and i pushed a button that i thought...was. my first was JESUS AAAHHHHH!) yeah so, if anyone knows how i can get it out of my system, i'd appreciate it, otherwise i'm going to sneeze to death or get dehydrated from tearing up. so yeah..

Why do news reports always claim that they pepper sprayed a dog to "calm him down"? Next time you meditate after a long stressful day, calm down by rubbing cayenne pepper in your corneas.

The pepper spray pellet firing blank gun. Ladies and gentlemen, if you ever encounter a person that thinks this contraption is a good idea, get away from them as fast as possible. Don't just get away from...weapon that has none of the strengths of either platform, but all of their weaknesses. A can of pepper spray out performs that silly contraption, and a real gun is without question the preferable option

i NEED me some pepper spray disguised as an elf power cd!

No, seriously, he really did do this : Chicago Bears running back Cedric Benson was charged with failing a sobriety test while operating a 30-foot boat, then resisting arrest before being hit with...for laughing at the guy, but for a top prospect who hasn't delivered like Cedric, well, is this really the kind of indirect message one wants to send? Pepper sprayed. On a boat. Damn.

The pain I felt is beyond any words I can fathom.  Never do I wish for ANYONE I care for to EVER experience even a FRACTION of the pain I endured.  Oh God.  You cannot even imagine how horrible it...never forget that pain.  Ever. Oh, and water is the reactive catalyst... so when I went back to my room and took a shower... yea.  Deja Vu... Writhing in agony doesn't do the experience justice, lol.

Tomorrow (on Saturday), I am getting sprayed in the face with oleresin capsicum .   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepper_spray It's going to hurt, hurt, hurt!!! Wish me luck.

So yea, I've got a new goal, at least for now. =)   I'm in great shape, right?  Well, I'm going to work hard, even harder than normal, so when I go to San Diego for training, Valerie can see me and go...me into the program! My body is in such pain right now from training... and this Friday, as part of that training, I am getting sprayed in the face with pepper spray.  That's going to be fun..

I just ordered her a couple of gifts: Fight breast cancer and bad guys. And to show that I'm not only interested in weapons: That kit would be nice to have. Too bad the cymbals don't serve any function to the actual game. Anything sturdier than the packaged kit would be great, actually.

This world is INSANEEEEEE. So Monday a girl tried to jump me and steal my purse when I was walking to campus. UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE. Thank god she didn't have any kinda of weapons with them, she just...after this I went and bought this baby for myself It's pepper spray in a pink case :D my favorite acessory for now on lol take care of yourselves out there, the world is a big bad place! D: