...the feed, you might spot a figure, fully dressed, sitting on the floor of the shower. His pale hair is plastered to his chin, though he makes no effort to save it, or tidy it in anyway. Those who know Poland might take this as a sign that something is very wrong, because the hair is always perfect.] [Though it would be hard to tell, he's not crying. Though, if he'd wanted to, it would have been forgivable...

[The feed switches on, to show Poland in a dressing-gown, dipping his toes into the bath. He seems to know the video is on, but isn't paying it much attention. Instead, he's poking at yet another one of the dolls curiously.] Under the sink, huh? That's like, a totally weird place for you to be. [Chatting to the doll, he lifts off it's hat, and places the hat on the edge of the bath. This...

Hey... listen up. [Poland stands with the burning Biodome flickering behind him, with a single red poppy in one hand, and ribbons, in white and black in the other. One ribbon covers his collar entirely, the other, the black ribbon is wrapped around his upper arm. Ash and charred debris float down onto the camera, blurring the image slightly. ] I know, I know things like, totally suck right now...

...sexual prowess. Though, maybe it's hot-bloodedness and frission between the two that really caused their fiasco at hand? To solve this? We recommend neutering. [ooc: If this can be anonymous, Poland has made it that way, and he's ensured no signature of any kind on this. Yes, because this is text his accent has disappeared, and his writing skills are a lot more impressive than his speaking...

Who: Poland ( totally_feliks )and Lithuania ( toris_lietuvos ) When: Over the duration of Vampire Week Where: Room 16D Summary: Poland has been turned, and he's the vampire of the couple for the week. Night troubles and lovey dovey moments may ensue. Rating: M Warnings: Maybe language, dominating Nations being bossy, Lithuania being far too much of a nice guy? Poland...

[ Someone woke up and found out the news. Someone is now unimpressed, and fingering his fangs disgruntledly. Poland is from a time long before vampire folklore, and even longer before it will reach his country. As such...] Okay. So like, let me get this straight. Half of us are basically gonna be like, giant mutant mosquitoes for the week, yeah? That is so totally lame, Am I the only one that...

[In the middle of the road on Birdcage Walk, there is a man curled in on himself, clutching his side. That man is Poland, and he should be audible from a long distance away , even without  that Faciliberry recording next to him .] Ahhhh..... I'm like, dying! Oh God, I can feel it like, spreading over me, s-so quickly.... [He lets out a loud groan, and writhes, face a mixture of agony and...

[Once again, the feed opens to Poland standing proudly on the balcony of Buckingham P alace, smiling hugely.] Hey! I'm like, proudly inviting you all to; A celebratory ball at Pałac Buckingham!! It's like, totally hosted by me, Lithuania, and Usagi! To celebrate like, being out in fresh air and not trapped in the other place. Tomorrow night, when Big Ben strikes seven! Wear your poshest...

[You see Poland walking away from the guide with a can of paint in his hand and also a paintbrush. On the opposite wall is some blue painter's tape horizontally across his tiny little bedroom. He pries open the can of paint and grins as he stirs it. It's red paint - you can see the color once he dips the paintbrush in it and starts to paint the half of the wall below the tape red.] So I was like,...

...whatever. It's me they miss the most. But I guess there's good news because, wait for it...... the cosmonauts have a mall up here! How totally sweet is that? Oh my god, who wants to go shopping?? We can totally go together! I'm Poland, btw. Maybe if you're not totally lame you can call me Feliks, but if you want to go shopping that makes you by default un-lame and worthy of maybe being my bff!