Okay, seriously, when is Andy Dick going to stop being America's leading jackass? Have you heard the latest? He was totally wasted at a BW3's here in the LA area last night and somehow got caught on video...like Jimi Hendrix drowning in your own vomit. Finally, lets not forget that Andy Dick was the guy witnessed pressuring Chris Farley to "go smoke some crack" the night that Farley died of an overdose

[ + ] I saw the "anti-smoking" and "writer's strike" episodes of  South Park in the past week and was reminded of how sublime they are. Especially because they're amongst the very few examples of pop...so many years -- and that I was living in when I started this journal -- was torn down well over a year ago, there's really nothing back in Ohio that feels like home. Oh well, that's change I guess.

Something has really been bothering me for the past week or so about the recent Oscar ceremony. A lot of people were appalled when Heath Ledger was featured in the Oscar tribute to the recently deceased...first place: picture Renfro's mom watching the Oscars and hoping for just a few second of tribute from the industry her son was apart of since he was a kid, only to find that he was completely ignored

Everything can cause cancer. Everything can kill you. Were all going to die sooner or later. Your "movement" is nothing more than masturbatory rabble rousing that serves only to create a pointless social...makes you no different than the corrupt corporations you're (supposed to be) fighting. The only thing that sets you apart is your gross hypocrisy. Why don't you just cheer up, emo kid? Kay? Kay

Somebody get the net: I've been seeing this trailer for Meet the Spartans on basic cable constantly for the past few days. The first time I saw it, I literally stared in disbelief with my mouth... So, without further ado... THIS MOVIE COST 25 MILLION DOLLARS . That's ten times more than what most of us will make in our whole life. If that's not the definition of waste, I don't know what is

NOTE: This is a bit lengthy, but I encourage you to read it because I'm serving up first-hand proof that we can't always trust what comes out of the mouths of experts. Also it's worth reading if you want...horrors of the number twenty-three, Paris Hilton is still breathing, and reality television reigns supreme! And now scientists don't know their shit about science ! What more proof do you need?

My 5 most crushworthy cinematic characters (in no particular order): --Nino Quincampoix in Amelie (need I explain?): --Willy Wonka (looking really rather Puppetmasteresque in this photo; the similarities...Nin in Henry & June (OK, once again she is NOT an admirable character, which leads me to realize I'm objectifying the women--but frankly it's hard not to when they look like this: --Any takers

So I was watching late night TV last week and I flipped over to CNN and they were going on at length about this Britney Spears business at the MTV Video Music Awards the other night. Saying things like...all her performance was -- very, very lackluster. Yes, just as where there is smoke ye will find fire, where there is sensational exaggeration in the media ye will find a huge pile of bullshit.]

We've all seen low-rise jeans. In my experience, they're hated by most women because the only people that can truly wear them flatteringly are the oh-my-god-please-eat-a-McRib-because-I-can-see-your-actual...or "bikini pants" but should not be confused with "pubic pants", a similar waistline trend in men's fashion introduced by Italian clothier Dolce & Gabbana with this controversial advertisement

things that need not grace my ears ever again: The desert trash assholes who keep peeling out on our street in their light blue Chevy Cavalier with the yellow fender and primer gray doors. (So this is...interesting (if somewhat flawed) social experiment so I posted it. Plus I'm trying to resurrect my livejournal from near extinction and it's not going very well and I need the content. So chill out