Title: Little Lies Rating: NC-17 (This is seriously the porniest thing I've ever written) Pairings: Batman/Gordon Warnings: Graphic slashy sex Disclaimer: Even now, these characters are thanking...going to be one really fucking awkward conversation. And he felt fantastic. ~Fin~ [Okay, the blood-as-lube thing? That took me by surprise a bit. My muse is apparently kinkier than I knew]
я жду её, хочу её....смотрю на её картинки с хуем в руке... и сейчас получу её....такая маленькая и только моя.... она учиться на визажиста... я люблю тебя ... trash_bitch
I came back to my office after being away a few hours tonight to hear "UHN UHN UHN UHN UHN" from the back. I was a little worried my business partner was here watching porn.... STRAIGHT PORN. Ewww. But I realized no one was here. Then I was a little worried *I* had left some porn going on my computer. That could have been a little embarrassing since my business partner (it's just the two of us) always...
An editor just wrote Me saying..."I noticed that you did not submit something, and I know the deadline for X call has passed, but I would extend it for you. You are one of my favorite writers." I am easy; that totally made Me want to push Myself to write something for him.
Sex sells. Boobs sell. Women in general, sell. That's why all those salespeople pushing Dead Sea Salt crapola were attractive (Israeli?) women with charming foreign accents when I was at Vegas last year...selling sex, I can't think of any other logical reason for advertising this blatant. If you use the ad agency that produced this ad, you really need to find someone who knows what they're doing
Title: The One Where Sylar and Mohinder Have Sex in a Pool Characters: Mohinder and Sylar, barely Warning: Utter Pea Double-You Pea. OOC/AU/YouKnowTheDrill Rating: NC-17 Word Count: 1,067 Spoilers: Oh no. Not here. Summary: The boys take a dip in a pool. Disclaimer: I don't own these guys, no sir. I'm not going to watch you
I used to be fairly involved in the Y!Gallery community, because I had friends there and enjoy gay pornography. Friends and porn are great things. However, the community grew stale for me around the time I realized that the only truly amusing part of it came from being a moderator and checking out all the crazy shit people do. Other than that, there are really only three major things on Y!Gallery:...
