Okay so first before I get to the Hilarious Mental Imagery of the Day I'm gonna talk of the game first. Red Sox won by the score of 11-3 though it was a lot closer than you think. Paul Byrd did a pretty...shit up. So there's your Hilarious Mental Image of the Day. Now, I shall just dick around online for a few more hours and make sure I'm conked out by 2ish...I gotta work 10-4 tomorrow. As per usual

Hey there boys and girls. Great game tonight, eh? Red Sox won by the score of 7-3. The pitching star of the game was Justin Masterson. He was called in when Delcarmen faltered. Delcarmen had loaded up...that's Pauley over there. I have lost track of the current roster because there's been so many fucking roster moves today that my head is spinning. But anyways that picture I linked makes kitty scared

Hello there boys and girls. What is up? This entry comes late because of workie work work. But don't worry, I saw the game from the 9th inning on so I didn't miss Carlson going deep and Jason Bay's awesome...looking forward to going back to school. It gives me something to do! Though I'm still annoyed at the 4 hour break I have between my two classes on Monday....that's gonna be a giant pain in the ass

Okay so leading off the Red Sox got their asses handed to them by the Jays. Lester sucked ass and the Jays were offensively awesomepants. I think I got the gist here right? Sucks that they lost but you...is making things all the more difficult. So if you're in the RI area and need a food fixing, please stay away from Subway tomorrow. I want to keep my sanity and I don't want anybody to cry again

Sorry I'm a little happy that they won in a dome. Also in a night that the Rays and Yanks both won too, it was good to get a win. They won by the score of 8-4. Fucking White Sox couldn't do anything so...Lester vs Listch. Poor middlerelief is probably all conflicted now. But I won't hold it against her if she roots for her Jays :D. However, I'd prefer to see the Red Sox pull out the win here

Yeah I've been in a real writing spurt lately. I've been writing random poems/song lyric thingies. I dunno why. I just got a creative burst. One is basically based loosely on three chances at love I totally...find some numbers for last couple times that has happened), and Lowrie at SS. Good times, good times. Anyways that's all I got for now. Stay tuned next time when I wrestle an inflatable alligator

Okay you're probably wondering WTF with that Subject Line, eh? Well to me, Jon Lester reminds me of Link from the Legend of Zelda series(it's the ears. They're all pointy) and Jason Bay looks like a slightly... He had 4 RBIs and 2 HRs. It was pretty awesome. And so I have nothing else really to say. Anyways in celebration of tonight's win and the awesome of Jason Bay I give you: Beaker doing Ode to Joy

Red Sox lost 4-1 but that's okay. Shit happens. When you're up against Roy Halladay, you just gotta cut your losses unless if Lester or Beckett are on the mound. Byrd didn't really pitch that horribly...and how about Michael Phelps? Damn that kid's got some talent and a hell of a body. However, he is one goofy looking mofo. However you get drunk enough/put a bag over his head and it won't be so bad

I have horrible timing. I know this already. But back to non-bizarro leaking stories, let's get to the ballgame tonight. Great game by the Red Sox. They scored 9 runs in one inning and that was all they...a good night all around for the Red Sox. That's all for now. I'll probably be up for a while longer. Random hypothetical question: Is it just me or are the most homophobic people the gayest drunks

Luckily I did not have to go out tonight. Thank god. I would've been pissed. Sure the drama would've been pretty funny but not funny enough to let me be willing to go out for 10pm. I only make those exceptions...September 2nd) though I'm gonna request the Sunday and Monday before school off so I can just have a couple days to just chill out and savor the rest of the summer the best I can. Good times, good times