So I was out to have lunch with my mom today, and before that we went to pick out some wedding gifts for a family friend (btw, I totally believe in gift register thingys. People should have gift registers...they make shitty pets (except parrots because you can train them to swear at children and old people) and chickens are delicious, but roadkill is bad. Oh yeah, I decided I'd be disgusting this week.

Let's kick things off with my ridiculously amusing junk mail folder: So...how many people work at this Viagra.com and where do I sign up and how much to I get paid and what awesome staff benefits...really mean comments on every video. See, I'm a decent person. Also, Obama needs to hire a new spokesperson: Don't you dare tell me this man doesn't spell out all the truthiness you can handle.

I quite like the new Snow Patrol song. And Coldplay's latest single, Lost is sounding quite refreshing too (oh, btw, I know I've asked this before, but does Chris Martin has like 4000 identical jackets...the web yet: Oh btw, Jon Stewart's impressions of Sarah Palin are so amazing, it might almost be as brilliant as the ones of Bush. Wheeee, how I love this. Wyatt Cenac (to Stewart): "You're weird.

Oh man, I've been busy. So I've got two assignments due this week instead of one, because I was foolish enough to not realize that I've got two instead of three weeks of university left. Ah, the things...it'll probably take awhile to load AND it'll look really bad, woohooooo. I bet one person's going to probably guess it all at once (as it happens with these memes). Winner gets a pat on the back.

Expect me not to post things behind cuts anymore. Or resize my images properly. Or be anal about my font sizes and things. "The main text box on the Post an Entry page is not loading for users who...APPRAISAL* (whatever the hell that is) due tomorrow, and I don't even feel stressed, nor do I feel like it's even so close. And no, I haven't read the articles or written a word. This is not good

It just...doesn't work. No. I don't enjoy this new system. It's stupid, it's cluttered, it's ugly, it defeats every purpose it ever intended to have. It's just TOO MUCH TROUBLE. Now don't even try... Y'know what's a mission? Creeping down the stairs in the dark. Or I just don't remember how many steps there are in my own house. I'm a retard. My grades are slipping this semester. Oh, I suck.

Who else out there is bummed that the world didn't end? You know I am, y'know, because I have overdue books, loans for that stuff, essays to write...and uhm. Boring stuff like that. So in relation to.....every other time! 'and you told everyone that I was gay, okay!'  Oh, this is ridiculous. Right, that was crap, so I'll redeem myself by posting a picture of a couplea dancing queens: Yay, WIN!

Thursday. Oh noes. I have an essay due (again) in like...four? days. Poos. See, this would be no problem if it was a generic 'lalala this is your question, go through about 40 books and figure out the...Sitta 9. Green Day, Longview 10. Jewel, Hands 5. Do you have a hobby? If not is there one you wanna start? Music, mostly. And as for starting, I'd like to start drawing and painting more.  

According to my student diary, it's a certain kickass actor's 39th birthday. And because students don't lie, it's probably true. While we're on it, Wikipedia also claims that it's Jennifer Coolidge...said "Like most people I hate Jimmy Carr, but this book is actually quite good". Anyway, if any of you have read it, let me know if it's worth spending all the vouchers from my birthday on.

1. Right, because this is going to make absolutely no sense at all (I guess) unless you've seen the (very unPC, as things usually are) video: Now you know. Woohoo! 2. Yesterday I learnt that...for the bus in the mornings...). I mean, once there was a penis chalked on the ground. And I don't live in the ghetto or anything, this is pretty much Edward Scissorhands -esque suburbia! Madness