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Heraldrydiculous is 2 Years Old!!!   August, 2008 marks 2 years and 126 comics.  I'd originally had 5-10 ideas and happily, the ideas keep coming. Viewable at www.khevron.com Here's the latest one... Til next time (every 2 weeks), Khevron

After the dove returned, Father Noah told the animals to go forth and multiply. So they went forth and multiplied. Before leaving the ark for the last time Noah made one last check to be sure that everyone...back to the snakes. A couple of weeks later he checked up on them and found the place crawling with baby snakes. As he the book had told him - - Even adders can multiply if they have a log table

A thief in Paris planned to steal some Paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks...I stole the paintings is: I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.' ~~~~~~ See if you have De Gaulle to post this in your journal. I did it because I figured I had nothing Toulouse

Try as he might, the bobby found nothing wrong with the walking corpse. He was forced to respond, "Carrion."

A fat pearl diver got stuck in the water. Dock workers saved the woman, but they had to use a crane to oyster!

If I were half the man the director of Pan's Labyrinth is, I'd be Guillermo del Torso!

Two puns from the night before Dragonfest: Boobuntu, the Linux distribution for people who need support. Wow, a terrabyte! You could take a big chunk out of the Earth! Om nom nom nom...

Did you hear about the chowder accident? It was quite the clamity!

Bill and Ruth were a happy couple, or so it seemed. After eleven years of marriage, Ruth picked up and left without a word, taking Bill's money, his possessions, and his pride. Bill broke down when he found out, and went on a killing spree. He slaughtered people left and right. He murdered everybody he saw, be they old, young or infirm. He was ruthless.