1. GnR are finally announcing a date for their album that people have been waiting for as long as...almost as long as I've been alive. Hilarious. I mean, only a few years ago I was betting that it wouldn't... Who knows. 6. When I opened my photobucket page the album was BRIGHT PINK AND SPARKLY and I pretty much got the shock of my life. That'll teach me to feel like lingering around the internet at 3AM.

Let's kick things off with my ridiculously amusing junk mail folder: So...how many people work at this Viagra.com and where do I sign up and how much to I get paid and what awesome staff benefits...really mean comments on every video. See, I'm a decent person. Also, Obama needs to hire a new spokesperson: Don't you dare tell me this man doesn't spell out all the truthiness you can handle.

Beating up politicians (virtually, mind you) is highly entertaining for me right now. It's sad. Fact. World music exams are hard to study for *sobs*. Why do I keep doing these things to myself? Speaking...the TV for I wouldn't be anywhere without it* Happy 40th, Hugh Jackman! (says my student diary, so sue that if I lied) This intentionally amazingly gay image is brought to you by Google Images

So my brother is watching the emmys right now and apparently Dwight Schrute lost to the guy in Entourage , which I think is ridiculous. Oh well. Award shows are basically a load of media rubbish anyway...that freakin' says DOCTOR WHO ON THE INSIDE. Ignore the bus schedule.   Uh..to make up for the fact that I have nothing witty to say today, Seth Green! See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are...on sides of my page. So nothing but a word processor? I'd probably write some bad poetry. Bottom line is that I am impossible. But I think I'll accept that. I'm chickenshit, but I'll be alright.

This was basically one of the headlines on my regular news-page: So sue me for not knowing who/what(?) he is, I don't watch the Olympics (or sport, though I saw some of the opening ceremony) so there...wasn't in it, Ross would be awesome. 156) Charlie Harper (two and a half men, TV): I wanted to see how many people would cross him off Man, that was a LONG meme/list. Back to starting some work

This was basically one of the headlines on my regular news-page: So sue me for not knowing who/what(?) he is, I don't watch the Olympics (or sport, though I saw some of the opening ceremony) so there. But the first and only thing that actually came to mind was: HELLYES, BUSTER BLUTH. Now that's the stuff legends are made of...

1. I just spent what would have been hours going through Dwight Scrhute's Blog (false. It is 'web log' and yes, this is an inside joke, but I don't remember which entry it's from). It is AMAZING. It...your LJ so I can tell you what I think of you? 6. Did I just do what I think I did? Oh yeah, I left this 'post entry' unattended for about three hours without realizing I haven't posted it. Fail

What was with eljay last night eh? I could get onto people's pages and things, but to log in just ended in ultimate fail. Bad time for the internets, really. There were a number of sites that weren't loading/under...next year before it is published." Sounds cool to me. And 'hasten' is such an old man word, I dunno. It's just so not commonly used. So...academic. -Wargh, I'm here because I should be reading instead

I'm putting a three-paragraph rant on how much I'm annoyed at stuff, so it's behind the cut to save your f-lists. I am by no means a fashion expert or anything, nor do I claim to know what generally...really got George Bush here, and we haven't got our own Jon Stewart), here, have a recent picture of the mayor of where I live. Yes, that pink thingy is a sex toy. Btw, I SO didn't vote for him