This was basically one of the headlines on my regular news-page: So sue me for not knowing who/what(?) he is, I don't watch the Olympics (or sport, though I saw some of the opening ceremony) so there...wasn't in it, Ross would be awesome. 156) Charlie Harper (two and a half men, TV): I wanted to see how many people would cross him off Man, that was a LONG meme/list. Back to starting some work

This was basically one of the headlines on my regular news-page: So sue me for not knowing who/what(?) he is, I don't watch the Olympics (or sport, though I saw some of the opening ceremony) so there. But the first and only thing that actually came to mind was: HELLYES, BUSTER BLUTH. Now that's the stuff legends are made of...

1. I just spent what would have been hours going through Dwight Scrhute's Blog (false. It is 'web log' and yes, this is an inside joke, but I don't remember which entry it's from). It is AMAZING. It...your LJ so I can tell you what I think of you? 6. Did I just do what I think I did? Oh yeah, I left this 'post entry' unattended for about three hours without realizing I haven't posted it. Fail

What was with eljay last night eh? I could get onto people's pages and things, but to log in just ended in ultimate fail. Bad time for the internets, really. There were a number of sites that weren't loading/under...next year before it is published." Sounds cool to me. And 'hasten' is such an old man word, I dunno. It's just so not commonly used. So...academic. -Wargh, I'm here because I should be reading instead

I'm putting a three-paragraph rant on how much I'm annoyed at stuff, so it's behind the cut to save your f-lists. I am by no means a fashion expert or anything, nor do I claim to know what generally...really got George Bush here, and we haven't got our own Jon Stewart), here, have a recent picture of the mayor of where I live. Yes, that pink thingy is a sex toy. Btw, I SO didn't vote for him

Okay, this shall be the seventh and last obliged piece of LOL (as you all may be able to tell, forced humour doesn't work for people like me). So in other words, NO MORE LOL . Linkphobe? It wouldn't...that my negative humour was part of my charm. Or hey, y'know what, people, give me some feedback here. Am I taking this the wrong way? Or should I genuinely thank him/her for being honest? Or something?

This is stolen from one of those 'help me' bits of a very naive girly webpage that makes me laugh: 1. At no point is your breast size, PMS or tampons a good conversation topic. Awh what? Boys LOVE...to talk to anyone you want. Well, what do you propose introverts practice on? Barbie and Ken dolls? Nonono, kids. BAD. I have no solutions. Aren't you glad I'm not a proper agony aunt.

Good lord, I could have fun with this thing FOREVER. Hot women huh, that Jessica Alba and Kiera Knightley. Hah! I need to avoid my email till after my exam tomorrow morning, will check out your other journals then! Rarrr...study time!

Everybody on eljay seems to be linking this site and it's site-buddies it seems. Female audience member : Mr. Colbert, have you been fucking Matt Damon? Stephen Colbert : Why? Did his dick taste like me? --Studio, The Colbert Report