I was revising/working all day today. I needed a break. Then I saw these: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVcyNANK5cY&feature=channel_page http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15S0g8pG6HU&feature=channel_page And then this happened: Alfred wears Rapist Glasses Ivan wears a Public Masturbator Trench Coat

I suppose this fic counts as football (soccer) fanfiction, even though it has absolutely nothing to do with football at all. Only the characters are named after football players - the setting and everything...part): Rape. Disclaimer: Mental check-up needed if you think this is true in any way. Made-up stuff and fiction, all a creation of my rather insane mind. Word count: 3360 This way, please

I can have sex with any girl I want.

...because no one ever asked anyone to fix anything on my roof. So then I got kinda scared because I was home alone with two little kids I had to babysit. The whole time, I was thinking in my mind, " Rapist on my roof... rapist on my roof... " Then after a little while, a guy just kinda barged into my house and went to the kitchen... Then he washed the dishes... Then he left without saying anything...

My face pressed into the scratchy fabric of the bed. The bedspread, colorful flowers. The colors didn't match the rest of the room. A mirror covered the far left wall.. To make the room... sneering now. Laughing. "Did you like that, bitch?" I didn't answer. I burned.. I was fading away now, but not completely. I braced myself against worse horrors that were sure to come.

So, that person whom I called "FILTHY THIEF" has posted up the lyrics and translation of Gather Roses... AGAIN. SHE IS NOT ONLY A FILTHY THIEF. SHE IS ALSO A RAPIST. SHE RAPED ALL THE HARD WORK OF PEOPLE POSTING TRANSLATIONS AND RELEASES. ALL FOR NOTHING. SHE IS NOT JUST FILTHY. WHAT SHE DID IS UNBELIEVABLY FOUL THAT IT WOULD NOT BE FAR FROM EATING GARBAGE AND DRINKING FROM THE SEWERS AT WILL...

I was a virgin Afraid of being so You were the first But I had lied to you I wanted to be cool, worldly You held it against me And punished me Over and over again It had been the worst year of my life...seen Deep, penetrating blue The ocean, the sky, the sea, Stars, the birth of universes Are the only comparison Two decades after I still miss your body I can still smell you And I remember the deep

HAYGAIZ! THIS IS MY RAPIST FACE. IM GUNNA BITE CHOO!!! This guy shouldn't be called a vocalist. Oh man. Look at that. Two Entries in a Day!