The Unicorn Club #17: Boyfriends for Everyone That's right, boyfriends for Everyone! You can have one, and you can have one, and you in the back? Yeah, you get one too. It's overstock madness at Crazy...it sounds like he's going on a new diet. I think it sounds like he's coming out of the closet. Either way, it's a lead-in to the next book, "Rachel's In, Lila's Out," which has yet to be recapped

The Unicorn Club #16: Bon Voyage, Unicorns! Welcome to The Unicorns Go Hawaiian Caribbean! Jessica, Lila, Mandy, and Kimberly basically whore out Ellen, and a lot of predictable hijinks follow. ...she has to keep dating all four guys. The book ends there, to be concluded in #17, Boyfriends for Everyone. I'll be recapping it soon, I promise! Hope the cliffhanger isn't too suspenseful for you all

Sweet Valley University #57: Who Knew? In which Elizabeth Wakefield demonstrates the techniques she learned from all of her past stalkers and my apathy for Sam—Burgess, not Woodruff—grows ever larger...exactly the kind of angsty will-they-won't-they crap that actually makes me miss Todd. Well, that's the book. Liz stalked, Sam balked, Nina talked, Jessica lip-locked, Neil gawked, and Jason walked

Sweet Valley Twins #82: Steven's Enemy So the book boils down to this: everyone's mad at someone, but no one punches anyone. I wish this book were called "Todd's Enemy." I cannot get over the cover...terrible secret is. It's this . Okay, so I might have gone overboard with the punching jokes. But when a book has that much rage in it, is it too much to ask for someone to get it in the eye

The Elizabeth Series, #5: Max's Choice No, the choice is not fish or chicken. Nor is it cake or death. Max does have to pick out stationery at one point, though, which frankly is more interesting than... get knocked up by live happily ever after with Max? (At least until she finds some really hot guy to cheat on him with?) Find out whenever the next book in the series gets recapped! Hint, hint..