Dear World, The Star Trek movie isn't out yet, I haven't been accepted to Hogwarts, a giant lizard hasn't rampaged down the school hallway, Hogan/Klink slash is sparse at best, and hungry goldfish haven't...the eyelids of my enemies. I don't see why I should have to be here right now. Call me back when you're less heart wrenchingly dull. Love, A very bored little girl P.S.: GREATEST FANFIC EVER.

It's been a while, but I've finally updated my McKay/Sheppard fic recs . Some fics are older, some well-known, some new. The added recs are listed by category here: Hurt/Comfort and Angst All of Eden by laytoncolt Rated R, 4300 words. Sometimes he thinks he's still back on Atlantis, that he never left, that John is Sheppard and Ford is probably dead and sometimes he thinks he was...

The ever-lovely tinx_r has written a spooky vampire Riptide fic for me called Portrait of the Vampire. Rated NC-17, full of yummy Nick and Cody, and as tasty as all of Tinx's writing is. I enjoyed...new episode. Er, an NC-17 episode, that is. Summary: With Murray in the hands of the vampire, Nick and Cody must work fast to find him in time... Portrait of the Vampire: Part one , Part two.

************* spn recs ******************* ************************************************* title:Beneath the Magnolia's Boughs - Part Seven Author:l k Rating: NC-17 (overall) Pairing: Dean/Sam, other characters include John, Mary, Missouri, OMC, OFC, and a person who bears a resemblance to the YED. Category: M/M, AU, Historical Summary: In the Old South, the heirs of two plantations are married...

Get Loved, Make More, Try to Stay Alive  by dsudis Spoilers through Torchwood S2 and Doctor Who S4      I'm not even sure if I can describe this properly.  It's Jack and Ianto across two (timey...the odds, yes," Ianto said, finally getting the hamster to swallow its first drop. "But how can I take that chance? Not when it's someone else's life I'm playing for, not when you're a sure thing."  

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Seriously.  Barack Obama.  I love you. I am officially reccing him.

Okay, so I'm bored and in a spamming mood :) So, I'm reccing. This is about mistful and her general brilliance. If you ever, at one point in your life, read Harry Potter fanfiction (especially...it, I strongly recommend her HILARIOUS movie parodies ! That is all. God, I'm tired. I just dozed off in front of my laptop. Well, I'm lying in my bed, but that's the point of wifi, isn't it? X

catviret asked for recs of long popslash fics. She likes Justin, so I tried to focus on him, which really is not hard to do. He's quite the attention-whore. *beams* She's read barely anything, so if you see something obvious missing from this list, comment with a link and a little bit about why you like that fic, and I will add it. + The Hackery AU by Georgina (Justin/Nick) // Because it's...

belmanoir : "And she tells me her desires" (Ed/Sophie, NC-17 ) ed/sophie pegging. unreasonably hot, and generally brilliant. ok. and now i will be doing more work. *cries*